Hey all,
I am after some kinky wrapping paper for Xmas, haven't much joy finding any online (without paying a fortune) so was gonna print some, unless anyone else has any ideas?
Cut a willy shape into half a spud and print! 
You can take an old Playboy and make a collage with some tape and wrap the gift in it :)
There's some on amazon. It's not Christmassy in the slightest if that's what you're after but I found sheets with boob/willy words there. I searched for adult wrapping paper.x
Hmm - I don't think I can help with kinky wrapping paper, but we sell some cool Christmas cards on Coco de Mer which may compliment your giftwrap once you find it? Check them out here.
I personally really like this one, but there's loads more on eBay! :)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/RAUNCHY-WRAPPING-PAPER-DOUBLE-SIDED-GIFT-WRAP-SEXY-GIRLS-BOYS-INSIDE-SUCK-UK-/261449843070?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item3cdfa0017e
Sorry to mention competition but since LH don’t sell an equivalent l I thought it might be ok. Delete if not http://www.zazzle.co.uk/kinky+wrappingpaper
kitty x