I don't know wether anything like this has been done before but here goes. To enter a book in the library you have to create the title and also the name of an appropriately named author. If you can use a real christian name all the better. As an example I will start the thread with-
The yoga pants buyers guide by Carmel Toe The bell end by Dick Ed Beginners guide to anal sex by Phil McCrackin The Mass Debater by Bobby Monk Big Fanny by Hugh Inyet