So I have an idea about buying the pvc bedsheet and giving the wife a massage and end up playing. But I want us to be completely covered in lube or oil and just slip and slide around and have fun. But what would you use that will last?.
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Im guessing massage oil would be the best.
Baby oil seems to last a while…
Sweet almond oil would be another good option, sa long as you don’t have a nut allergy.
Lubes are good but for massage, massage oils are better. There are some lubes that can be used for both, like Durex Play, although how long the lubrication will last for your slippery fun, I’m not sure.
Either way, I hope you have fun 
Baby oil is the best we’ve found for massages
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Coconut oil is my favorite , just the scent drives me into hornyville . A plus is to use cooking grade , that way if one of you wish to lick or suck on any part of the other you are good to go .
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Coconut oil maybe? Best not use anything with silicone in it as will react to the pvc.
I did think baby oil but not sure if it’s safe incase it goes in her. Was thinking the coconut oil any particular brand ?
Coconut oil is great!
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Another vote for coconut oil as a totally body safe option. It’s edible, it’s slick, it smells good. Somebody here has mentioned they find it can get a little gritty over time, but it might have to do with what kind/grade of oil you get. Not sure, but I love it as my go-to.
competitor product This stuff will blow everything listed here out of the water. It is insanely slippery. Use caution if used in a shower or smooth floor bc you will most likely bust your ass if you arent careful. Youre welcome. Enjoy
We use coconut oil its long lasting and skin looks amazing. Great for a hanjob.
Can’t see the product as it’s a competitor 
All the water based lubes will tend to get sticky or just dry up. For water fun get a silicone based lube. Be careful with silicone lube and some toys and condoms etc. Make sure they are silicone safe.
Baby oil works well for massages