Mantic vibe offer, and where do parents keep stuff?

Fab offer today - the Mantric Realistic Vibe, half price. I got another 20% off too from a review - I've been watching this one for a while! I think it looks sculptural rather than realistic, which I like.

We have an ever-growing 'hanky-panky' drawer of toys in the bedroom, and a 'bonking box' of lingerie - I'm looking to move a few things to the bathroom cabinet (discreetly, away from kiddies' eyes) so that I can either have a headstart or just surprise my OH. A vibe, bullet and an outfit, I was thinking... lube just stands around with toiletries on my dressing table - it doesn't look too obvious.

Anyone else got arrangements to share? When our kids were small they would pile into our room and our bed, but now they are bigger they wouldn't have to look far too find evidence of their parents' sex lives and they are old enough to know what's what - what do others do?

Kid-free zone here (though still have to cope with worse - a nosy MIL!), so I can't offer much help here. Maybe save the highest part of the wardrobe in small storage boxes with folded clothes in front?

A pain if you want something in a hurry, though.

I like the Mantric - he's realistic but not. He fits me nicely and being a magpie in a previous life, I like his pretty lights. He's not the strongest vibe I have but with the good fit he does manage to put a smile on my face when I bring him out.