Have you every measured and compare your OH dick yo things around the house?
I was once favourably compared to a melon (water). I considered there may be some subtext but chose to take it as an effusive, if slightly misplaced complement.
Another time I was told it was not too dissimilar to a Chihuahua. I’m not sure if she was referring to an entire Chihuahua or a singular ( presumably shaved ) part. I did ask her to elaborate and be more specific because .. but she merely raised a perfectly groomed eyebrow and stepped mysteriously down out of the caravan, never to be seen again. Likewise I erred on the side of caution and took it as a glowing compliment.
However being compared to a 3 week old, slightly mouldy, boiled ham was a step too far and I believe there’s a rumour concerning someone buried beneath a patio at 10 Brookside Close. I can neither confirm nor deny said rumour.
Sorry, got distracted.
No.
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(PS. I feel it important to point out that non of the above is, in fact, true )
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No, but I did once put a rather large cucumber on our old rather scientific chopping board and feel the need to point out to my husband that that’s what 8 inches looks like, and his 5 or so is perfectly fine. He hasn’t mentioned his penis size since.
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Question is, when you do measure it from, how far is acceptable to make the best of the measurement and do you do it on the top or lie on your back and do the bottom to try and steal an extra inch?
So many different questions and I always come back to the same answer! I can’t make it any bigger so I don’t care - shrivel tiddle or python in the pants, it’s all the same once it’s all over
Definitely from the underside, and also as for timing I suggest just before the pinnacle maximise the effort 
All men have measured themselves in their youth but can’t say we have measured it together because we really don’t care what the official size is.
Anything penis shared generally gets compared to it though but it’s usually in the supermarket rather than the house. The most common one is everytime we buy a mini cucumber we both turn into children and give each other a look and giggle.
I’ve often thought a good novelty thing for Lovehoney to do would be produce a “willy measuring ruler”, where the inches are much smaller than they should be. Suddenly he has a 10" willy…
The only thing I have compared my cock with is an empty toilet paper roll .
Mine just barely fits inside, and I once took the roll and put it into my mouth to gain perspective on how my cock feels inside my OH’s mouth. It gave me much appreciation for what she has to deal with. And the roll is a lot shorter length wise.
Similar to the above, compared to a toilet role ( I thought this weird I don’t now, thank you brother) mine won’t fit inside the tube just no way at all it’s fitting in there, holding tube at the side I am 2 inches longer. I appreciate why oral maybe difficult after doing this