My Mrs lovingly grabs my (then) flaccid penis every now and then, which I personally find quite sexual
However, she does call the little fella ‘My Squishy’ while doing this. Luckily its self defence mechanism kicks in and grows fairly quickly to counteract this!
Fellow formers, what do you name or get named for a flaccid penis?
I’d love to lie and say something cool like Optimus Prime!… but truthfully it doesn’t have a name, which is far less cool.
It doesn’t usually have a name, but if it has to have one, it is usually ‘Willy’. But we have a strict rule that when it is up and ready for action, that word is strictly banned.
Funny! I’ve never really had a name, either chosen or given. My OH will pat him cheekily at times, usually through clothing … but won’t call him anything while doing it 
My own penis doesn’t have a name, limp or erect but, interestingly, the silicone soft cock and balls packer that my wife wears is a Fleshlight product and is sold under the name of Mr Limpy.
Dinkle or mr floppy lol 
Nothing because she’s not interested in it when its limp!!
Gonzo!!
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Other half christened mine “Ollie” short for “Oliver”… because he always wants more…
Chipolata occasionally
She calls it my little pinkie dinkie or little dickie. As you can tell she’s seen much bigger!
Nemo
Just asked the other half she said she would name it birdy unsure as to why
Mrs W here…
I christened Mr W’s dick “Ollie” after Oliver Twist, because like Oliver, Ollie always wants more …
I call my husband’s member “The Heat Seeker.” It has incredible instincts. If I make a warm, wet place available for it, it will magically search and find it. 
Just discussed this and we’ve never given it a name. We are now going to spend the day thinking of one!
Probably ‘hurry up’.
Mr P.
Buddy. My brother calls his Chris jr. LOL
I call hubby’s flaccid penis his “boy portion” or “my boy portion”. It’s not flaccid for long after the latter
For fhe record, and fellas you’re about to hold on to your bits real tight here, it stems from a dream I once had: I dreamt people changed their sex simply by taking off their parts like they were stuck on with a popper and everyone was confused why I was freaking out about how absurd that was, calling me homophobic etc. I do remember it was when I was trying to get my head around all the new genders and questioning my own, hence it was probably at the front of my mind. But yeah, that’s where “boy portion” comes from