Terri JJ wrote:
My Mum came round once to let the dog out while I was out for the day. She told me he was very good and she had a lovely time playing fetch with him......with his new purple toy. It was my double ended dildo which I'd forgotten was on the breakfast bar drying !! Lol 😁😁 xx
Terri that's absolutely hilarious - I can actually picture the face of the poor dog 
ooo I wouldnt mind that personally I'm open with my mum although when she saw a nsfw photo I took in her house in her room that was slightly cringey haha
I wouldn't say I was morified but maybe some embarassment. Earlier this year we were having some work done on our house so I arranged for me and my hubby to stay with a friend of mine for 2 weeks. At the end she decided to do us some us some laudry which I was grateful for and never gave a second thought. On handing me back the clothes she said she would let me sort out who's were who's with a little smile. Looking at them I saw my hubby's thongs were on the top of the pile and clearly a different size to mine! I never told him to save the blushes!
My latest mortified scenario didn't exactly keep it in the family. Told by my landlord that electricians would contact me to arrange checking some wiring, I was caught on the hop when they arrived unannounced early the next morning to start work. Answering the door unwittingly, I had to let them in and nearly died when after speaking to them for a few minutes turned to see the large almost pornographic box for my latest tester dildo inflatable cushion sitting in full view on the stair behind me leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. As if that wasn't bad enough showing one of the lads upstairs there on the top landing in all its glory sat the offensive article itself with dildo standing proud. By this time I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. Not realising they would practically be turning the house upside down, living alone there were any number of sex toys and lingerie pieces in full view in the bedrooms.
Both electricians were very gracious saying not to apologise but 5 hrs !!! later once their work was done they must have had a good old laugh. I will forever have nightmares about the whole episode.!!!
Funlover69 wrote:
My latest mortified scenario .....
2 things -
You never have to let someone in immediatly - ask for 5 minutes for clean up
Don't dwell on it too much - everyone needs to be more open minded about sex/bodies/pleasure, etc.... They might have had a laugh but I bet you achieved Goddess status in their eyes.
Thanks 2 Dogs but I would have needed about half an hour and thought it was only a two minute job that was planned.! I had forgotten about the box on the stairs and didn't realise they would need access to all rooms. In my late fifties the word Goddess doesn't exactly spring to mind.!!2Dogs wrote:
Funlover69 wrote:
My latest mortified scenario .....
2 things -
You never have to let someone in immediatly - ask for 5 minutes for clean up
Don't dwell on it too much - everyone needs to be more open minded about sex/bodies/pleasure, etc.... They might have had a laugh but I bet you achieved Goddess status in their eyes.
So funny Terri JJ. I keep picturing this in my head.Wish I could have been there.!!Terri JJ wrote:
My Mum came round once to let the dog out while I was out for the day. She told me he was very good and she had a lovely time playing fetch with him......with his new purple toy. It was my double ended dildo which I'd forgotten was on the breakfast bar drying !! Lol 😁😁 xx
Mind_the_Gap wrote:
Sorry SherbetWrite no offence was meant by my comment. If it offended please accept my apologies.
It's funny more than anything. I think the old me would have had a meltdown but with everything else going on it's nothing really.
My apologies - I was only joking 
Asked the outlaws to babysit for us once and when we came home the old chap was sitting watching the telly in one of my thick jumpers because he felt cold. The OH's mum said that she got it from the shelf in the cupboard next to the bed.
When they left the next day I washed the jumper and in then went to put it away on the shelf only to find standing upright on the same shelf the vibrator which I had forgot to put away from a couple of nights before.
I didn't mention this to my OH.
I've left a dildo to dry in the bathroom when my mum visited once. Totally forgot it was there! She never said anything but later I told her I blog about sex toys.
Thank you all for sharing your stories! Most enjoyable/entertaining thread I’ve read in a while.
I can only imagine how some of you felt afterwards, but I have to say that each story made me cry with laughter 😂 Very cheery start to my day!
I honestly have no idea how I’d react if it were me though. What’s really funny is, most of us have toys, sexy lingerie, dvds, mags etc, but when someone else (we would NEVER share with) accidentally sees/finds them it’s so mortifying 😳
Thank god you can all see the funny side now.
If it was my sister or mum, I’d be a tad embarrassed, but if it was my dad or father in-law, OMG I think I’d die, or avoid them for a very long time!
Brilliant stories guys, thanks for making my day 👍
So funny all your posts and I'm enjoying them.
Dont worry we have all been there. My mum decided to clean under bed and found dildo and lube. My shock came when was air drying all my dildos after play session across top of bath and painter/ decorator came back to finish job. Never ran so quick to sort everything out.
Reminds me, better move all our toys out of the airing cupboard before the plumber comes on Thursday! One rabbit and a couple of anal toys 
My wife recently lifted our bed up to let me MiL get something from underneath. Restraints were in full view, but she wouldn't know what they were... (I hope...)
Once when I lived at home I left my rabbit down the side of my bed (There was a extended skirting board for piped or something), one day I come home and it's in a plastic bag in my bottom drawer. Oops 
Many many years ago, my girlfriend, now my wife, came round to my parents house where I was living at the time, and while I was making the coffee she found a porn mag which I had left under my bed. After Initial mortification and a lot of explaining, she was everything to me etc these mags were just for, well you know what you come up with trying to get out of this sort of situation. The good side was we looked at the mag together which lead to a impromptu sex session. Both of us were throughly enjoying ourselves and I thought the worst was over till mortification part two arrived, I looked round to see my mum standing at the door. My girlfriend never seen her and only recentlyhave I told her what she didn't know about that night a lomg lomg ago.
I had a similar experience but I was a bottle of anal lube I had left on the basin in the bathroom, my mum didnt say anything though lol.
I must admit I would be devastated if I left any of my dildoes in the sink. Although a neighbour did come in for coffee once and I was charging up my nexus revo in the Lounge. She stared at it but thankfully didn't ask what it was.
About 10 years ago I was living in a rented flat...I got on really well with the owner, a lovely well-to-do woman in her 50's...her and her husband had arranged to come round when I was at work to fix the shower and do a brief check...I was a little worried that they might wonder what the slightly rubbery smell was if they checked my bedroom, but my rubber garments were out of sight in the wardrobe...
...of course, I'd left the biggest butt plug in the world in the bathroom next to the sink...
...they *had* to have seen it...no mention of anything was made, but after that I was asked a number of times if I'd like to join them and their friends for various holidays...could have been totally innocent, of course, but did leave me wondering "hmmmmm"...
I once got caught out.
I have a thing about wearing stocking, suspenders, panties etc especially with a partner.
While having a naughty night, drinks flowing watching porn and both wearing stocking and panties and having lots of mind blowing sex.!!!!!!
In the middle of this kinky sexual encounter her brother walks in, while i am wearing her nylons and panties. MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!