I've just had a surprise visit from my mum! All going well until she decides to leave. As elderly people do "I just need to go for a wee before I leave"
No problem normally until I remember I'd left my frillies on the bathroom floor after my shower.😲
I wasn't expecting a visitor. Oh feck
He he he! Whoops!!!Mind_the_Gap wrote:
I've just had a surprise visit from my mum! All going well until she decides to leave. As elderly people do "I just need to go for a wee before I leave"
No problem normally until I remember I'd left my frillies on the bathroom floor after my shower.😲
I wasn't expecting a visitor. Oh feck
Mind_the_Gap wrote:
As elderly people do "I just need to go for a wee before I leave"
Some of us just have a small bladder, we're not old!
Most people have been there - lol! Just don't say anything or apologise because the more you say the harder it gets - whoops naughty!
Sorry SherbetWrite no offence was meant by my comment. If it offended please accept my apologies.
It's funny more than anything. I think the old me would have had a meltdown but with everything else going on it's nothing really.
I had a very similar situation once when my mum popped in early one Sunday morning, I was still in my night wear which was fine but she was just about to use the bathroom before leaving when I remembered the previous nights toys (plural) on the side drying. I nearly knocked her over insisting I needed to go first! Heaven knows what she thought the problem was!
I suppose it all depends on how frilly or how daring the said underwear was! It's a sliding scale, the smaller the frillies the bigger the embarrassment! 😂😂😂
Uh oh! Could have been worse! I left my realistic dildo attached to my bath to dry after cleaning and my sister decided to just drop in to use my bathroom on the way home and I had completely forgotten it was there! Thank god she has a sense of humor!
My mother in law washed her hands where a glass plug was from the night before....
If our mothers and mothers in law hadn`t,we wouldn`t be here! Don`t worry!
Agreed, probably best to say nothing as it'll only make it more awkward 😁
In the ideal world we'd always remember to put toys away - but that rarely happens so it's down to luck if we get caught. Thankfully with our bedroom on the third floor it makes it less likely anyone will spot our toys.
My Mum came round once to let the dog out while I was out for the day. She told me he was very good and she had a lovely time playing fetch with him......with his new purple toy. It was my double ended dildo which I'd forgotten was on the breakfast bar drying !! Lol 😁😁 xx
My parents would be just the same over my knickers. My mum actually bought me my first thongs when I was about 13 as she always wore them and had a thing about vpl. Not sure why she was worried about my knicker line at that age lol. I was wearing tiny strings before I left home for uni so she's used to my skimpy undies and wore them herself anyway. My dad did ask me, my mum and my sisters how we wore thongs all day and I remember being embarrassed as I was about 16 and everything embarrassed me then lol. I'd be mortified if anyone saw any of my toys etc so they're very well hidden unless I'm absolutely certain nobody is going to be calling round!Bexy wrote:
I wouldn't be worried about my mum seeing my undies. She knows I love pretty lingerie and wear stockings very regularly. My dad would be more likely to ask what would be the point of wearing some of my undies as they cover very little.
Just after my sister moved out of home though, I know my dad sent her a picture message and asked if she wanted what he had photographed or if he should throw it in the bin. It was a picture of a vibrator that she'd evidently left somewhere in her bedroom!
My mum once came to help me clean my old flat after I'd had an op. She never said anything but I know she went into the built-in wardrobes and hoovered in there. After she'd gone I realised she'd have had to have moved the empty packaging for a relatively large suction dildlo I'd bought not long beforehand. Oops!
My mum didn't buy me a suspender belt but my sisters and I knew she wore them so we know she wouldn't say anything when we started buying them. I only wear tights now if my skirt or dress is too short for stockings but I wear hold ups to work mostly.
Only time she did say anything was when I came back from a holiday with my friends after finishing A levels and had some thong bikinis. She didn't expect me to be showing my bum off lol.
This could all have been worse, she could have come out and said something like "I have a pair of those too, they turn your father into an animal"
Similar situation when I was younger, I left a bunch of porno magazines on my desk before running out to a friends and when I came back my mum had neatly put them in a pile. I guess it's the sort of thing you need to prepare for when your a parent. Looking back I find it hilarious but as a youngster I genuinely felt mortified and hung my head in shame for quite some time! Ha
Thanks hun. I'm still wearing them on my hols xBexy wrote:
Judging by your photo FiE you have exactly the sort of bum that deserves to be shown off in a thong bikini!
Our kids grabbed some vibes out of our draw once and proceeded to have lightsaber battles in our bedroom. They were only 2&3 at the time, too funny. They also brought out a chorded bullet vibe once when we were having a bbq, including Mrs Sens parents. Her father said something like "are you meant to have that", I don't know if he knew what it was or not, but he never said a word about it.
Yep done this, left my crotchless open cupped outfit out to dry in the bathroom and forgot... Luckily I don't get embarrassed 😂😂
Bexy wrote:
Me too FiE, unless a thong is too overdressed for the particular beach I'm on! 😜
suddenly missing the summer even more