So where is the most embarrassing place you have cum or left cum
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On my dad’s bed when I were in my teens! 
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On the seat of my dad’s car. I had a date with my girlfriend and had no other means of transport. We went out for pizza and wound up going necking at a park afterwards. She gave me a handjob and I apparently shot some cum on the seat back and did not see it. He was going to work the next day and was loading stuff in the back seat when he noticed the stain. He did mention it and cautioned me not to repeat it, and not to get her pregnant !
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Probably the under side of the home office desk in my teens
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This happen in my late 20s or early 30s one time I had been admitted into the hospital: All over a nurse hands while she was bathing me and washing my private area.
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Probably many, but the one that sticks out the most was when I was in my teens, a friend was having a gathering at the parents home as they went on holiday, I had a girlfriend things got rather sexy on the sofa kissing and hands wondering, oops 
some landed on the sofa.
After that I was nicknamed canon cock.
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I was in hospital, incredibly sick. Had a dream I was helping a friend vacuum the floor. Woke up having an orgasm for no reason in a ward full of other patients. Very disconcerting and not something I want to repeat. I put it down to the drugs I was on.
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I didn’t actually cum, but I was in the hospital for kidney stones, and they were giving me a lot of fluids and meds. I woke up several times with an absolutely raging erection that the sheet would not hide nd it did not want to subside.
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Many years ago I did shift work, I had a quick wank before I went to work and forgot to dispose of the tissues. When I got home in the evening, my then wife reminded me where the toilet was and laughed.
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That does remind me of a time when I got home before my partner, I had layed out her pictures on the living room table and masturbated standing over them, when I came on her pictures I went upstairs to the bedroom to get my camera, unknown to me that my partner had come in as I was upstairs and seen it and then left again.
She waited for a month to tell me, she said she walked back out and went for a walk around the block because she didn’t want to embarrass me, and wanted me to have time enough to enjoy it and clean up.
She told me she moved one of the pictures and dapped her finger in my cum, just to see if I would notice.
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Where is yours?
Mine is in our new house. It was settlement day. I had taken the day off work to meet the realestate agent we had been able to move a few things in a couple of days before and I was thinking how awesome it would be to shag my OH in all these new rooms ect 
anyway I got carried away and was jerking off to pictures of her when suddenly the agent knocked at the door and walked straight in. In a bit of shock I’ve cum on the table and only just managed to get my pants back on. After we signed the papers ect I noticed my wad of cum. God did she notice. Not sure. Super embarrassing tho
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Wasn’t really embarrassing but could have been if seen by staff and told to stop while in the adult cinema that use to be open in Manchester. I was masturbating in my seat.
Don’t know if anyone saw
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Samantha here. A few years ago now. I was on a bus on the way to meet a stranger for sex. The thought of it was always a huge turn on and this paticular time, my car was in the garage so had to take the bus. I was so horny and wet and the vibration of the bus tipped me over the edge.
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