Most expensive Sex Toys, omg

Would need proof it existed in the first place!!!!!! Can you think how we might resolve that one hun ???

Tallboy

imeldaimelda wrote:

TB - if I ever buy an expensive vibe and it gets stolen, I will have to report it to you, deal?

LOL, it won't even let me in the store! I don't think I'm dressed right - or my name isn't down or whatever

Keep the riff-raff out! (or maybe those who block cookies)

Hi Sexy

I use Dermalogica stuff body or face but it's not for everyone. I am sure what you have will be fine Sexy.

Tallboy

i enjoy the avon stuff but im always looking to try new products so i will look out for that and give it a go, thanks hun x

tallboy247 wrote:

Would need proof it existed in the first place!!!!!! Can you think how we might resolve that one hun ???

Tallboy

imeldaimelda wrote:

TB - if I ever buy an expensive vibe and it gets stolen, I will have to report it to you, deal?

Hmmm now I wonder how we could do that? I promise if I ever spend that much on a vibe, I'll do pics.

if you have money to burn - guess you could spend it on 'limited edition' novelties to your hearts desire =)

But how would l know it was yours then and not say Sexychic's - not that easy you see. Of course l would believe you- but others in the event we got it back!!!

Tallboy

Wow!:

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662399/vibrator-chess-set-makes-you-want-to-bop-the-bishop

I bet it would be a bitch playing, both sides black and each is hardly easy to distinguish.

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

WandA wrote:

Wow!:

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662399/vibrator-chess-set-makes-you-want-to-bop-the-bishop

I bet it would be a bitch playing, both sides black and each is hardly easy to distinguish.

That's amazing! I want!!

Couldn't compete against people other than your partner though could you?

No they're easy to distinguish - one's matt and the other is shiny and the sizes vary for each type!

Adx

Doug wrote:

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

Bet they hurt up the bum then...

Alicia D'amore wrote:

WandA wrote:

Wow!:

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662399/vibrator-chess-set-makes-you-want-to-bop-the-bishop

I bet it would be a bitch playing, both sides black and each is hardly easy to distinguish.

That's amazing! I want!!

Couldn't compete against people other than your partner though could you?

No they're easy to distinguish - one's matt and the other is shiny and the sizes vary for each type!

Adx

I know they are different but not that different, t'is still all black and I'd forget whether the 3.6inch piece is a Bishop or if the 4.2inch piece...

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

Bet they hurt up the bum then...

i dont think there were for sex wanda

Doug wrote:

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

Bet they hurt up the bum then...

i dont think there were for sex wanda

Then you obviously don't watch porn that's as classy as what I watch... Take that Lizzie!External Media

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

Bet they hurt up the bum then...

i dont think there were for sex wanda

Then you obviously don't watch porn that's as classy as what I watch... Take that Lizzie!External Media

clearly not External Media

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

WandA wrote:

Doug wrote:

oh dam, but in terms of expensive chess sets that nothing, seen one for about 50k, but then the kings and queens did have a propper crown with like rubys and safiers on them

Bet they hurt up the bum then...

i dont think there were for sex wanda

Then you obviously don't watch porn that's as classy as what I watch... Take that Lizzie!External Media

clearly not External Media

WandA wrote:

Wow!:

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662399/vibrator-chess-set-makes-you-want-to-bop-the-bishop

I bet it would be a bitch playing, both sides black and each is hardly easy to distinguish.

Oh Em Gee External Media That's one of the most fabulous things I have ever seen. Chess and sex toys all wrapped up in suave black gorgeousness... Want. Want, want, want.

Miss-Nomer wrote:

WandA wrote:

Wow!:

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662399/vibrator-chess-set-makes-you-want-to-bop-the-bishop

I bet it would be a bitch playing, both sides black and each is hardly easy to distinguish.

Oh Em Gee External Media That's one of the most fabulous things I have ever seen. Chess and sex toys all wrapped up in suave black gorgeousness... Want. Want, want, want.

Combine with 'strip chess' and it's so WIN!External Media

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Heh, reminds me of a book a read not too long ago which had a chapter where two girls play chess on a giant board in a big elegant room with lot's of men in suits and all that. Two men directed the girls to move the pieces they desired and they would stand on the table and pick up the pieces in their vagina's then drop them down in the correct place.

The rest of the book wasn't so great though. Lol!

My problem with erotica (assuming it is)... It seems being a bit mad is the norm!

WandA wrote:

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Heh, reminds me of a book a read not too long ago which had a chapter where two girls play chess on a giant board in a big elegant room with lot's of men in suits and all that. Two men directed the girls to move the pieces they desired and they would stand on the table and pick up the pieces in their vagina's then drop them down in the correct place.

The rest of the book wasn't so great though. Lol!

My problem with erotica (assuming it is)... It seems being a bit mad is the norm!

isn't being mad the norm in society anyway? External Media