When I was at work on Saturday my mum came into my office to use my mobile phone, whilst she was getting my mobile phone she also decided to turn the lamp off as it was no longer dull so no longer needed. I had a small box on my sofa, which seemed to catch my mums eye. As I was on the phone to a customer I couldn't say "Hey nosey hole don't open that" So watched from the corner of my eye as my mum opened the box to reveal some handcuffs, a spanker and a cock ring, which she quickly closed the box and hurried out of the room, never to mention the incident again.
I finished for break and went into the lounge to have a drink with my mother, both nervous and at the same time hoping she'd bring it up so I can tell her to keep her nosey hole out of boxes and she won't get insight information that she doesn't want about her daughter. But she just didn't mention it at all. So neither did I.
That will teach me to think ah this box looks inconspicious so I'll put it away upstairs later and forget about it.
So how about anyone else, mum, housemate , friends ever come accross some of your items.
yeah .. i did a post about being mortified a month or so back as my dad came over after id thrown my back out to find my buttplug in the sink . lovely . no eye contact was made the rest of the day and he hurried out like his ass was on fire :')
yeah .. i did a post about being mortified a month or so back as my dad came over after id thrown my back out to find my buttplug in the sink . lovely . no eye contact was made the rest of the day and he hurried out like his ass was on fire :')
Oh Yeah I remember that Ruby! How embarressing!!!
My OH's mum found the Fleshlight I sent him! She wasn't like my mother though who just chose to ignore it, she said to him "I found your um thing, and just wanted to make sure you was keeping it clean" He'd of been non the wiser if she didn't say anything
This makes me glad i live 24 hours flight away from my parents! Poor girls x
no housemate has ever found mine but my boyfriend did go through a stage of showing everyone the we vibe 3 which annoyed me haha.
once I was talking to a housemate though and I leant on my arm on her bed, and my hand had to kinda go under her pillow. I felt something hard so I just lifted the pillow in case I was breaking something..and I saw a vibrator which was really weird ugly and dirty looking :( I felt so sick just coz of the hygiene aspect. She was not a particularly hygienic women anyway. Eurgh!
My kids found my toybox the other week!!! 2 year old was running around with purple fluffy handcuffs, could have been worse lol!!!
LOL yes it could have really been worse. Yeah his mum seems cool, she's obviously concerned with grandkids ect considering our living arrangements. But he gets so embarressed about it.
I went into preterm labour with my first daughter and had to stay in hospital longer than expected. I sent the OH home to get me some more undies etc. but the idiot let my mum go back the bag. So when she went through my underwear drawers she would have seen my lubes and vibrators, plus all the kinky undies. She made a brief comment about finding some interesting items in it❕
about 10 yrs ago my ex father in law found some handcuffs, a karma sutra book & a book about orgasms. He made a comment about putting the handcuffs away, however, the books were later found in their room on their bedside table!!
Ok so picture this.... your innocent virgin 21 year old sister comes to visit. nips off to the loo only to come back looking white as a ghost.... hhmn what could possibly be wrong. she didn't say a thing so i went to the loo only to see the bedroom door i thought was locked open. 10meters of bondage rope thrown on the bed alongside an underbed restraint kit set up, a rather large rabbit vibrator, a butt plug on the bed and my gargantuan toy box left open stuff on display. we'd totally forgot she was visitting and only stopped what we were doing when she phoned to tell us that she'd arrived. OH went to get a spare chair from the bedroom and left the door open. bless her i think she had a heart attack! Oh and she told my mother.... who in turn told my father. they felt the need to give us some rather cringey advice! horrible!
Another one. not quite so bad. but a friend found out i post on this site and has read some of the reviews i've written. he used to treat me like the innocent baby of our circle of friends... not anymore! xx
It hasnt happened to me yet thankfully but it has happened to my mother, she used to be a party host and so had the demo kit at home, we were having a family bbq and my youngest brother who was 5 at the time ran out into the middle of the garden giggling and shouting snake snake with a dildo in his hand, I dont think my mother ever lived it down :-D.
I used to keep my go-to vibrator in the pillowcase of my bottom pillow, the opening of which is at the side of my bed closest to the wall. So it's not as if anyone can see any suspicious lumps or bumps, and they wouldn't feel it nor find it unless they were searching for it.
Imagine, then, my horror when I came home from university one day to find that my bed had been stripped of sheets and my pillows their pillowcases. Mum had decided it was time to wash the bedding, and my vibrator had been left next to the bare pillows on my bed. She never brought it up (I was completely dreading that she would) but I can't really imagine she didn't know what it was, even if it isn't a more visually obvious one.
I say she never mentioned it but I did notice (or maybe it was just me being paranoid) that, when she came up with the fresh sheets, she looked for it as she handed them to me and moved the pillows. I had long hidden it, though.
It hasnt happened to me yet thankfully but it has happened to my mother, she used to be a party host and so had the demo kit at home, we were having a family bbq and my youngest brother who was 5 at the time ran out into the middle of the garden giggling and shouting snake snake with a dildo in his hand, I dont think my mother ever lived it down :-D.
Haha oh dear this is so funny but so inappropriate lol... Imagine what your brother will be teased about in ten years time lol!
This reminds me of something I was meaning to post in a new thread the other day. I have a single bed with drawers underneath which can be pulled out and there is storage space under the bed too. My mum shouts me from upstairs to come to my room so I plod along, and heavens abid, she's pulling out all my drawers from under my bed!
"Can I store some of my paperwork under here?" She's saying, but I'm just stunned into silence by the fact that I've left my Lelo Mona 2 out in one of these drawers with no storage bag!!
Yeah, my dad found our collection and my girly porn when I lived at home. I was mortified! He also comes into our house unannounced to do DIY and quite often there are things around. Really really need to learn to put things away. I really worry about who would find all our toys if something happened to us both :/ x
I don't have too much of a problem with family etc because they good for not dropping round unannounced but i live in a rented place and occasionally I'll get a call from my landlord asking if he can go in to fix whatever when im out and i generally leave stuff scattered all over the place. Things charging, stuff drying in the bathroom, toys on the table that im in the middle of reviewing.
Is embarrassing but i like to pretend he never notices and he's a nice man so never says anything.
I'm very careful about my toys, I tend to keep most of them locked in my black toy box. However, I've had one of my uni housemates walk into my room when I was sorting through my box because I forgot to lock the door! I think I even left it ajar because I thought everyone was out or asleep and wouldn't want to talk to me! I tried to be sly about it by closing the box and chucking a blanket over the toys that were out on the floor but I'm pretty sure she clearly saw everything.
I've posted about this before, when it happened; I walked into the kitchen at home to find an open Lh box on the kitchen table. I was mortified, my mum has never ever opened any of my parcels before! We were waiting for a wii remote to arrive though so she probably thought it was that. It was only the Swoon pleasure wand so not like an 8inch realistic dildo or anything but I'm sure she knew what it was. She mentioned it later by saying 'What was in the box?' And I just told her it was this thing and left it at that hahaha
I'm dreading the day I forget to lock my box and my mum finds literally everything so touch wood it never happens!!! My mum is very religious so I can only imagine how guilty she'd make me feel.
I am mother of a 21year old girl, she is home from Uni and I went into her room to look for something and found toys in her bedside drawer. Have not and will not mention, as I should not have been in there! Doesn't bother me, but if she went into my drawer, she would be totally shocked! She has come home early a couple of times and we have been in bed and she totally goes of on one at us! Surely it's ok for parents still to have a sex life! She doesn't think so! I called her on Sunday afternoon to ask when she would be home, then asked her not to for a couple of hours! She hung up on me, then went and told all her friends!