Naughty phrases or words you haven't heard in ages

Sex Tips & Talk
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Yes minge is awful.

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68

Don’t hear fanny use these days or muff!!
Or phrases like “When I was finished with her she had a face like a painters coveralls and a fanny like a wizards sleeve” :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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69

I’ll ignore my mobile for a few minutes and talk face to face

70

A good rodgering (or is it rogering) never knew.

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71

Meat and 2 veg :onion::poultry_leg::onion:

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I use Vag crossed with Minge to great the name Vange. (This is also a place in Basildon). I think Vange is a great word for a pussy!

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73

Nosh or noshing :see_no_evil:

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75

Just remembered a couple of cringy phrases a flatmate at uni used to use, ‘puple headed womb ferret’ and ‘corned beef curtains’

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Porkies can go on the (dreadful) movies we miss

77

Back scuttle.

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78

Fettled

79

Bonk

Bunk up.

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80

Plums

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81

J Arthur
Get your gums round me plums.
Magic the beans
One up the bum no harm done

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82

Beef curtains

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83

Boner

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84

I used to work with an older lady who would vent to me about her husband calling her bits “flap ham”. :roll_eyes:

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85

Goolies

Knackers

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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87

If you’re going for a Nosh I thought it was some food ?! Posh nosh? Like a posh restaurant ? Oh good god what have I been saying all these years !!

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88

Smashed her back doors in! :muscle::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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