Naughty phrases or words you haven't heard in ages

Norks!

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@WillC A friend of mine used to say that. Always hated the word.

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Yes, a lot of them i don’t like either. A lot of the 70’s ones are quite derogatory.

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I’ll take your ‘Norks’ and raise you to ‘bazookas!’

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‘Missionary’

Spank the monkey and minge, urgh can’t stand that word, also it was always men get a hard on and women get a wide on haha

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Yes minge is awful.

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Don’t hear fanny use these days or muff!!
Or phrases like “When I was finished with her she had a face like a painters coveralls and a fanny like a wizards sleeve” :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I’ll ignore my mobile for a few minutes and talk face to face

A good rodgering (or is it rogering) never knew.

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Meat and 2 veg :onion::poultry_leg::onion:

I use Vag crossed with Minge to great the name Vange. (This is also a place in Basildon). I think Vange is a great word for a pussy!

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Nosh or noshing :see_no_evil:

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Just remembered a couple of cringy phrases a flatmate at uni used to use, ‘puple headed womb ferret’ and ‘corned beef curtains’

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Porkies can go on the (dreadful) movies we miss

Back scuttle.

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Fettled

Bonk

Bunk up.

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Plums

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J Arthur
Get your gums round me plums.
Magic the beans
One up the bum no harm done

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