Norks!
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@WillC A friend of mine used to say that. Always hated the word.
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Yes, a lot of them i don’t like either. A lot of the 70’s ones are quite derogatory.
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I’ll take your ‘Norks’ and raise you to ‘bazookas!’
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‘Missionary’
Spank the monkey and minge, urgh can’t stand that word, also it was always men get a hard on and women get a wide on haha
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Yes minge is awful.
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Don’t hear fanny use these days or muff!!
Or phrases like “When I was finished with her she had a face like a painters coveralls and a fanny like a wizards sleeve” 
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I’ll ignore my mobile for a few minutes and talk face to face
A good rodgering (or is it rogering) never knew.
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Meat and 2 veg 
I use Vag crossed with Minge to great the name Vange. (This is also a place in Basildon). I think Vange is a great word for a pussy!
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Nosh or noshing 
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Just remembered a couple of cringy phrases a flatmate at uni used to use, ‘puple headed womb ferret’ and ‘corned beef curtains’
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Porkies can go on the (dreadful) movies we miss
Back scuttle.
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Fettled
Bonk
Bunk up.
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J Arthur
Get your gums round me plums.
Magic the beans
One up the bum no harm done
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