Fapping 
Fancy a shag luv?
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Getting your end away
I use shag a lot (in semi-polite company)
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I remember being horrified by a really lechy wet T-shirt competition at a local nightclub when I was about 20. It was a one-off thing that seemed to be done purely to take advantage of drunk girls. God knows who instigated it. Never saw one there before, or after, so I’m guessing they broke some rules somewhere along the line and got stomped on by law enforcement.
I’m not against wet T-shirt competitions if it’s more of a cheeky-British-seaside-humour thing, but not when there’s questionable groping, and the contestants can all but stand up 
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This reminds me of there being topless barmaids at a few local pubs in the early 80’s and a (female) topless barber’s shop in Wolves around the same time. Not my cup of tea at all.
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That just sounds sleazy.
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It did to me at the time, glad to say it didn’t tempt me.
Gash (urgh!)
Yonks not heard that in erm yonks 
for those whom don’t know it means ages .
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Glad to say that I did not see this but I remember they had topless darts ??? Which I did see the need for or where the fook that came from and for what purpose ??? I think in the 80’s if I dreamt it then sorry but I don’t think I did
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A bit of…“How’s your father?”
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Slap and tickle
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I wanna get right up her guts.
Give her a sticky belly.
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Slip her a length
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That always sounded a bit “sexual assaulty” to me.
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Tickle her tonsils…
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Give her a whack in the whiskers!
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Sink the pink.
Pot the brown.
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Pocket rocket!
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