We decided to buy screw type nipple clamps with weights instead of out usual alligator.Attached fine,tight but not unbearable-just right.Time came to remove them but we couldn’t unscrew the damn things.Fifteen futile minutes and still firmly attached.He was all for yanking them off but they weren’t his nipples! Waited until a reasonable time of 10am-only five hours with them on-and husband went next door to borrow a pair of pliers.Neighbour asked what they were for so he could give us correct size-husband told him! It gets worse-believe it or not,our neighbour is a vicar.Apparently he and his wife were in fits but I nearly killed my husband when I found out.Fortunately vicar is a great friend (despite the fact we don’t even attend church!) but it was difficult to look him in the face the next time I talked to him.By the way,the pliers did the job instantly.I think it was just because the clamps were new and a bit stiff as they’ve worked perfectly ever since.Plotting our next purchase now-great company.
Hello and welcome! Pity your husband didn’t lie to the vicar! 
Hello and welcome! Love a good toys went wrong story, at least you can look back and have a giggle now. Is your OH out the dog house yet???
@minecachair , Hello and welcome to the forums ! So follow up , how sore were your nipples and for how long ? Having over indulged my own nipples several times I can not imagine .
Hi and welcome 
Welcome to the forum. Great opener!
Moral of the story, everyone needs a basic DIY box for these delicate moments.
It could have been worse @minecachair , husband could have asked the vicar to come round with the plier’s to help him get them off.
Fantastic…
Hello 
Welcome to the forum.
And that is hilarious! I can imagine the conversation now with the vicar and when hubby got home.
“He asked why we wanted pliers?”
“What did you tell him?”
“The truth, he is a vicar”
Oh dear Lordy! That’s got to be up there with some of the best and funniest toy mishaps 
When I was a volunteer rescue person , I often wondered if we would get a call for sexual play . We never did in my unit . Though I had heard some great and terrible stories . Over here there is a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” . Have only watched a couple and OMG ! Often the actual people involved recreate what happened .
I saw an episode of that over here, the badly acted re-creations were nearly as funny as the mishaps!
Yeah I 100% agree ! The comic relief is the best part of the show .
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Wow, thats a story and a half. Look at it this way though, you got a good tale to tell out of it.