I remember when I was younger, I had nocturnal emissions every often. Now, in my 40s and when having regular sex with my wife, it’s quite unlikely to have one, and it happens once a year or not at all. Wonder if it is considered normal or should happen regularly.
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Hey @MikeStwart
I think you might need to check the forum rules and particularly the bit in the The Great Big Photo Guide 
around profile pictures 
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I’m 49 years old and don’t reckon I’ve had one since I was in my 20’s
Haven’t had one for ages, I am working on it, before I go to sleep I look at some porn pics, not working so far lol but I am having some fun dreams, one involved a lady me and a vibrating arm chair. What a weird dream
but boy did I wake up horny.
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I haven’t had one in years - in my 50’s but I do love waking up in the middle of the night with a nice tight boner and love playing just a bit
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I sometimes have sexy dreams and wake up and I know I’m so close to climaxing
I’m 60 yo now
The wet dreams where I actually came I guess stopped after about my early 20’s
After leaving home I had enough space to be able to masturbate every occasion I wanted so I didn’t get any then
On one memorable occasion in my 30’s tho shared a room with friends guys as well as women and I had a wet dream
Completely filled my boxers with cum
Had to sneak a new pair from my overnight bag and go change n clean up in the bathroom lol
Always wondered if anyone noticed either my irregular breathing in my dream or the smell of cum in the room from the boxers I secreted away in my bag lol
I also love waking up when I have a boner but it is bent over and if I am wearing underwear or something and feeling it like that and keeping it from getting fully erect. I love when I am like that and my wife then whips it out for me. I want to just cum right then and there.
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What is this nocturnal emission? Makes me think you fart during sex at night? 
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Never had one? Usually happens when a male is younger - a teen early 20s. Basically you had a sex dream and you cum while you were asleep. You basically wake up right as you were climaxing and it results in you basically cumming in your shorts.
It is 100% normal for most teen males to experience it at least once - but it is also quite horrifying as well. It is now 2 am and you have to clean yourself up without anyone knowing.
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I remember being asleep at a friend’s house on the couch one afternoon when I’d had a late night
Must’ve been removed by mod - life begins at 18 here
I woke up with a start close to cumming with a boner on that would have been so obvious thru my trousers
Looked around the room and it was empty
I still wonder if everyone else had left me to it when they started to realise by my breathing that I was having a horny dream lol
Yep, it’s embarrassing 
@MikeStwart I definitely wouldn’t call it embarrassing or inconvenient, totally love it all. In my later years my wet dreams turned into dry dreams all the pleasure of the orgasm waking me up feeling like I have cum but actually no cum just the pleasure.
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Never had any. Also normal.
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The last time I recall dropping a full load in my tighty whities while sleeping was probably aged 17 or 18. I still get full hard during the night, even in my late-50s, but no more nocturnal emissions. I’m guessing it due to the waning hormones as we age. 17 or 18 yrs old probably a males peak for free T levels, that’s just my guess tho.
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Oooh!! I call those wet dreams! 
probably the best part of puberty and yet the worst for cleanup!
The dreams would be so vivid and better than actual sex
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I believe that’s what the sex education teacher used to call it, I can just about remember that time lol
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Ha yes - that is what we called them too. I think people were trying to be a bit more sophisticated. ha ha
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I don’t think I’ve had one since before I started masturbating. They generally occur as the result of a built up amount of semen getting out by any means necessary, like a shaken up soda bottle. So once I discovered masturbation - which became a daily occurrence at the minimum, regularly 2x and occasionally more - there hasn’t been much occasion for build-up since.
I don’t have a concrete memory of it, but there were a couple years in college that I attempted to abstain from masturbating for Lent and it’s possible that I might have had a wet dream then, but I don’t specifically remember for sure.
My most traumatic experience was waking from a dream where I was having sex with a woman who in my dream was clearly intended to represent my mom 
- in that dreamstate way where it looked nothing like her and sound nothing like her, but there was a “knowing” that this person is supposed to be my mom - and the dream ending as I woke up to a spurting orgasm in bed.
Thankfully I’ve never had any other family-related sex dreams yet, but the fact that it happened still just gives me the ick any time I think about it.
Dude you can’t get upset about how your brain processes stuff. Your brain processes things in a really weird way doesn’t mean you are a greek tragedy.