Naked wrestling, what is not to like about that sport 
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Oh yes I like that…. And the aim is to slip it in at any chance…. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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It would definitely be something solo and endurance based for me… maybe long distance cross country skiing. Right hand motions, plenty of white stuff and you mostly spend ages doing it on your own 
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Team name: “4 Balls and 2 Splits” or “3 pins, one hole”.
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Would be so hot and messy!!
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So hot and messy. Come to think about it so many Olympic sports would be hot and messy if naked…
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Possibly would compete well in the serious shrinkage category. Winter Olympics 
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I would absolutely love to train for the bukkake gold medal in the olympics if such a thing existed.
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Going on the what size is your cock topics and people claiming to have unfeasibly large cocks, maybe cock pole vault?
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Or cock hockey!
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Cock jousting!
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So many cock related sports….
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Sexless marathon.
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Sounds like there’s an opening for some training partners
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If there was a Sex Olympics, what event would you invent and compete in?
Mine would be self edging, how many times you could get close without cumming.
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Mine would probably have to be how much girth can a pussy take.
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Much clammy claps and flaps rubbing together! 
the word ‘moist’ comes to mind !
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Well as it is very wintery there, why not invent a new form of winter watersports ?
Writing your name in the snow…. probably more difficult for those without a built in aiming device, but not impossible.
Although people with shorter names may be more able to win the ‘golden’ medal and be at an unfair advantage.
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Egg and spoon race but the eggs are someone’s balls.
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The naked wrestling sounds promising. Obviously contestants would have to be equally matched strength-wise, so then it becomes a battle of skill. The aim of the match being best of three penetrations (piv or pegged as dictated by gender and/or prior agreement!).
Yeah, I’d watch that, but if I was matched up against Sexterminatrix I would probably play to lose… 
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