With the Olympics on… it has me thinking…
What cheeky “sport” would you excel at if it was part of the Olympic Games?
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Sploshing. Absolutely no contest.
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Not reacting quickly enough when my wife asks me to do something.
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The issue of penis size and the suits they wear was an interesting one. I wonder what the injection is that they’ve been using. I could do with a lot of that!
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Golden shower aim and shoot 
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Samantha here. Definitely giving a bj. Not saying i would win gold but I could suck cock all day
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Nipple nibbling 
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Erotic snoWman /snowwoman building. LOL
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So you’re saying as a marathon vs sprint finish.
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I like to think I’d be a medal contender in pussy eating. Distance or sprint, but not a relay. I’ve definitely got the passion and dedication to put in the years of work required to be world-class, I just don’t know exactly how the competition stacks up!
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Anything that involved wearing one of those Lycra bodysuits!
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If pegging, fisting or inserting large toys anally were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely take home one or more medals.
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How ball weight lifting competition. I know the fans of ball stretchers could compete in that!!
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I second pegging. Different event. Most length, largest girth, and a marathon, how long can one be pegged. I would be a contender for a marathon. I can be pegged for hours.
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Not that I’ve tried it yet but I reckon I could be good at naked slim wrestling 
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Naked Ice Hockey
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Foreplay!!!
When I win for being the person who gushes most from titty play id move onto the finale of pussy play and win gold for the biggest orgasm from fingering…. I would then get front row seats to see all my horny friends compete in naked sports, pegging and who can take the biggest butt plug or longest beads….
Jesus you would be onto something there.
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Titty-fucking…. no question!
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Who wouldn’t love a puck whilst naked???
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I’d have a good go at the “Long Squirt”, and any sort of Relay, where I was the baton being handed off (like the 4x100m Anal Relay)
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