I nearly pressed purchase on the full size version but thought it was worth popping it on here first @Long-John-Silver 
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I can honestly say the full sized one I have had to please to use, it was amazing. The Mrs had me tied up in a steel jig forcing me into doggy position, hands, feet and neck clamped, and she set about me with this machine, using the remote control. It was unbelievable, we used this at the dungeon we hire to get away together. You will love it.
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The miniās colour is a bit more pleasing on the eye although I wouldnāt mind LH stocking either. Thanks @Mr.MrsW for your experience 
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Iād consider buying one for both of us to use, however itās a little bulky to hide from prying eyes.
I was extremely surprised how quiet the machine was too, considering it had a powerful motor, and can give you a good old pounding. It was rather quiet. I was expecting a jack hammer sort of sound but Iāve had noisier drills.
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Yeah I was looking at the reviews earlier and a few did mention how quite it was considering. Itās in my Lovense basket for now 
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Weāve got two drills and theyāre both deafening and not something weād use after 9pm. So how loud are we talking?
Could you realistically use it in the ajoining bedroom of a mid terrace without scaring the neighbours? What about in an outer room of a semi? Is it the kind of thing you need to put a note through your neighbours doors telling them youāre having work done and youāll try to keep the mess to a minimum?
Iāve got vibrators I darenāt use because they cause such a racket, have to have music on just to use a powered penis pump and can hear the neighbours having a pee. So a sex machine always seemed a step too far.
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I reckon you could, it all depends on the speed you have it set at. If you have it max power I think youād need to play some music, but if you have it set to half power it probably the same decibel level as a power fan. Which to be fair full power is a lot of thrusts per minute. I used it at around 50% power, maybe a little more and it was ok.
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A variety of advent calendars!
I find that the ones currently avaliable are so heteronormative which suprised me because lovehoney is usually pretty good at inclusion and diversity. The standard advent calendar has toys for penises and vaginas with the assumption that the only people purchasing are a straight/cisgender couple. Maybe include options such as solo or for two women/two men etc?
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Second: Iāve never seen this before, but Iāve been looking for it since my very first G rabbit vibrator early 20 years ago! But a G Rabbit vibrator where it is actually possible to flick/move the rabbit away from the clit quickly just at the right moment. Iāve broken a few g vibrators pulling away the rabbit at the last moment because having the rabbit rattling away full speed at the clit once Oād is like being electrocuted! I am aware that there are G spot only vibrators but I want the benefits of the combined clit and G spot right until the last moment, and Iāve only been able to replicate this with my fingers so farā¦ so Iād be mega happy if there was a toy that could actually do this! X
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@Hannahnim where is the link to the product page
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@Hannahnim possible options
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Youāre helpful as ever!! Iāll revisit this one tomorrow and check out your links. for the moment, na night everyone. 
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@Hannahnim sorry to be a bore, but the link you have added is very explicit. Also looks fun but doesnāt allow for much penertration.
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To be fair to H and why I didnāt flag it, back in my early days I posted a link to photos of cock rings being modelled on large erections. Not dildos, and nothing censored out. Likewise I posted a link to a penis enlargement page with before and after photos.
Brenna edited my posts to include a clear warning about the graphical content, similar to what @Hannahnim did, and kept the links.
Perhaps H could of made it more explicit, bold or all caps, so it couldnāt be missed.
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While we have a wide range of dildo sizes, from short and thin, to long and fat, and all combinations in between, usually named emphasising those measurements, its not really the same for male masturbators / sleeves / strokers. Theyāre all visually very similar and you have to go digging into theyāre specifications and hope they provide relatable dimensions. It feels like only average and smaller are catered for, which almost by definition means that the other half of all peen owners arenāt.
Any chance you could include in their name, the internal length and girth in consistent measurements. So either inner circumference or diameter, including or not any texture, so we can compare meaningfully? Right now its tedious.
Naming of male toys to include size descriptors
- Yes. Please name them relevantly
- No. Iām happy to dig down for information.
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And can we have more toys for the slightly girthier chap? Stretching isnāt always comfortable. Maybe outer shells that are adjustable or include multiple silicone parts.
Accommodate girthier chaps.
- Yes. Girthier chaps need not feel left out.
- No.
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@paulsballs , @I_ll_try_anything , sorry about that. I did put a little bit of a warning out there but it wasnāt obvious enough from the looks of it. I have removed the links now.
To be entirely honest with youā¦ Yes, these pictures are more pornographic than what they should be but, I donāt know whether itās my poor imagination (!) but sometimes I need to see it modelled on someone to actually get a sense of what it does!? Because there is actually something similar lovehoney website but I went straight past it because it just looked like a contraption. Even if thereās an illustration and not a photo, itās going to be more useful then just showing a picture of the item? (Which to be fair looks like a medical contraption to me.)
I love the idea of the toy though! It reminds me a bit of the kitty pump, itās going to look completely vulgar and thatās a lot of the appeal, plus lots of potential for clit tickling with lips out the way. Although I really wish love honey would stock more of this sort of toy, for lots of future dopamine fixes 
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To be fair there are many things I need a real-life in-use photo of in order to understand how to use them, those clamps are a prime example, some cock and ball rings are another. Other than having illustrations, which are likely too expensive for most of these sites, photos are the best way to go.
And if Brenna was OK with linking to third party images of erections used to demonstrate a toy, I would suspect, though weād need a final decision from her, the clamp would be ok. As far as I know its only really an erection that is frowned upon most of the time. The difference between third party images and those uploaded to the site should be emphasised. The Forum Rules make it clear no penis, vulvas or nipples can be shown directly on the site.
And wouldnāt it be better if the inner clamps moved as well?
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What site was it? Appears the link is gone. My OH also likes to see what a toy is capable of/demoād first.
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@Hannahnim I wasnāt offended at all, i agree with what has been said, its a good idea to show how these items work. I have come across the site myself and found it useful. I thought it probably broke forum rules and I didnāt want you getting a SMACK on your BOTTOM.
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I have been looking for a large bottle of spray on toy cleaner that can be wiped off, which doesnāt cost an arm and a leg. All the brands I have tried have only come in small bottles and I use a ton of it. Itās also hard to find the kind you can just spray and wipe, rather than a foaming wash. I would definitely buy this in LoveHoneyās brand.