My just after high school ex had two friends I had previously made out with so when she dumped me I matched with one on tinder. She said she always wanted to hook up so we did for a while and it was amazing. She was so innocent but just wanted to spite her best friend. The other friend heard from the first that I was good at eating pussy so she texted me exactly that. “Hey I hear you’re good at eating pussy”
So I said why don’t you find out? We had a couple drinks I made her cum twice and then she surprisingly is a little freaky so we went on my back deck and I bent her over the railing overlooking the neighbors.
I was accused by a bf of cheating on him with a bloke where I worked. I hadn’t. I wouldn’t.
So, the evening he dumped me, I rang this bloke, we parked outside my exs flat and we shagged. He definitely saw us. Not sure why, but it made me feel better.
I parted on good terms with every single ex. (OK, not that many!! )
As such, I’ve never felt the need to get one over anyone.
It actually is very satisfying now. I have no great story to tell, and I’m proud of it.
I haven’t felt the need to hurt anyone. I havent been hurt by anyone either.
I was having a bad day once and rather than being sympathetic, my absolute gem of a cheating, abusive (because I wouldn’t sleep with him behind his wife’s back, for obvious reasons!) ex LDR partner said "that sounds like a you problem*. So when his wife divorced him and he messaged me hoping I would still care about him, I emailed him back with one simple line - “that sounds like a you problem”. I also turned my life around after him and I’m now even more successful than I was when we were together.
My ex kicked me out because she thought I was having an affair with her best friend. A few days later I bumped into her bestie and told her what happened! She asked me if I was happy to be out of the relationship which I was, ended up back at her place had lots of sex and took some videos and pictures which were then sent to my ex.
Did some bitching on instagram where I knew he’d see it. Realized I was in the wrong, apologized, learned from it, became a better person, still got blocked anyway
I’ve never done anything petty after a break-up. I just wanted to be rid of them, so I just left. I guess if they had cheated on me, something like that, then I might…
Not me but my first partner was incredibly petty after we decided to break up. We separated and for some reason they decided to tell all of our friends about my “strange” kinks, back then I wasn’t as sexually liberated/confident in myself so this really upset me. He also got his mum to call me and have a go at me down the phone for “breaking her poor baby’s heart”. It was all so incredibly childish and petty.
One ex was dying to have a threesome with me, but I was far younger and more shy. He ended up cheating on me and I was gutted so to get back at him I joined fab and found a couple who were looking for a unicorn. We had an amazing threesome and I had the guy take a pic of him doing me doggy as I was eating out his Mrs. You couldn’t see my face because it was buried but he’d have been able to recognise the back of my head. I sent him the pic then blocked him.
OMG. I’ve just spoken to my husband to answer this, and his answer made my cry in total amusement, joy and awe.
His ex dropped him whilst he was staying at her parents place, and she went out, slamming the doors.
He went to speak to her mother, to explain and say goodbye, and said, almost in anger, that he might try to fuck her sister, just to get to his ex.
The mother said his ex’s sister wouldn’t fuck him because she had this bloke in tow. He said she was right, and before he could apologise and move on with the conversation, her mother said that her sister wasn’t the only woman in that house. Then she slipped her hands up her skirt, pulled her panties off, then threw them at him.
So, he fucked his ex’s mother. On more than one occasion. She was a really good shag apparently.
