I am soon having the house to myself for an entire weekend and am looking to spice up my many masturbation sessions during this time with a new purchase.
I am really keen to try a 2-in-1 vagina and anal pocket pussy to wank off with instead of my hand like I usually do.
Does anyone have any suggestions on ones to purchase, how easy they’re to clean (I shoot big loads) and how noisy they are if I was to use under the duvet late at night when I wasn’t home alone?
Hi there, I’ve got a few of these. Personally I find the double passage novelty wears out quite quickly. In all of mine, the anal passage is less stimulating and so I always end up only using the vagina passage.
But to answer your questions -
There are some great Japanese onaholes (won’t name brands here as I’m mindful of forum rules) that are 2 in 1, look great and feel great. They are my favourite toys out of everything I have.
They aren’t quiet though, but no male masturbator is quiet in my view. But depends how loud you’re concerned about it being - I am able to use mine in bed next to my wife without her waking up to it.
I can’t speak about “ pocket pussies” per se, but my favorite thing now is the Tenga Puffy masturbator I bought. It feels remarkably like a real vagina, and is relatively quiet, and very easy to clean if you use water based lube.
@Toy_addict thanks for your thoughts. I still live at home so do you think it would be heard from next bedroom with door shut if thrusting fast towards orgasm?
I do not have one , but might . My favorite hands free is a stroking - vibrating dildo with it’s head tight against mine . A little water based lube and let it work its magic . Watching home made porn or a short production porn .
It very much depends on your dimensions.
I’ve had a few and found all the vagina and anal ones far too tight. Anal being impossible to use. Those with a mouth and teeth are usually the most generous although they still have a really tight section at the back of the ‘throat’ . However these were all relatively cheap ones from a certain auction site and I suspect that like many sex toys, they’re designed for a market with smaller average body sizes. I wouldn’t recommend them. Fleshlights on the whole look to be more generous and better made.
Anything with a closed end will make suction and squelching noises but can be more stimulating. The volume is going to be down to your speed and level of joyful abandon. Anything thats open both ends will be squelchy but quieter, and allow you to go balls deep, so long as you don’t mind your glans sticking out the end.
Anything without a hard plastic shell tends to be very soft and floppy in your hand. I find it can make them a little awkward.
Unlike strokers, many of the mouth, vagina, anus ones cannot be turned inside out, especially the doubled up ones as they’ll have two passages. You can normally get your fingers and a jet of water in quite deep to clean but it can be a faff.
Drying can also be problematic. Some can take too long to dry and so promote mould/bacteria growth, which you really don’t want. Sometimes a paper towel stuffed inside is enough. But you might be just as well buying one of those rod driers/heaters made for Fleshlights.
The Warming Rod and the
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Under a duvet, I think you’ll be ok 
I actually find the loudest part is when I’m done and I pull out as the thrusting has usually created a bit of a suction effect (as there’s no opening on the other end). If you end up getting an onahole, would love to hear your experience. Hopefully you love it as much as I do!
+1 on the drying stick!! That’s critical - I had to chuck out some good toys in the past because they didn’t dry properly and got mouldy.
Those Japanese ones look really impressive.
I can only echo what @I_ll_try_anything has said and from my experiences with Fleshlights and Stroker alike
I have a different selection of masturbation toys
From basic Tanga Egg to a Vibrating Suction Flashlight
The most enjoyable orgasms are from my Vibrating Suction Flashlight and my Open ended suction toy
It all depends on what you are wanting from a toy
If its a quiet wank with a toy in bed under the covers
or more or a longer masturbation session
Fleshlights are I feel the most realistic feeling with being able to adjust the suction and the fact that you can ejectulate inside without a messy ending but are a bit of a faff to clean and dry
My Vibrating Suction toy is a little noisy
Although fleshlights generally give my the most intense insane orgasm especially my Vibrating Suction toy
Open ended Strokers are fun with ejectulating can be messy but very easy to clean and dry
Tanga egg type of masturbators basically a thick stretchy condom with different textures inside it to stimulate the head of your penis plus the added bonus of no messy ending as you can ejectulate into it, easier to clean up
Have you thought about maybe a masturbator toy for the shower or bath (private time) I have a Self-Lubricating open ended stroker which is very pleasurable in the shower
What even you decide to get don’t forget to get water based Lubricant, I recommend the Lovehoney Solk Lubricant
Have fun and let us know what you decide to get