What could I use around my house that I could use as a stand in woman to practice for real sex?
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I think that you are discussing masturbation.
In terms of what you could use, well that is up to your imagination.
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Well, I don’t mean just wacking it. I’ve tried rolled up blankets as a stand it, but they don’t really provide the same amount of support as I imagine a woman would.
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Sex doll
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The closest thing would likely be a specially made thing like a fleshlight. Even this is not going to be all that close though to be honest besides the initial insertion. If nothing else, anything you use as a stand in is inanimate so won’t respond in any way to what you are doing. A real partner will likely give feedback in one way or another if you are wanting to develop some kind of skill. It’s also worth being aware that what works with one partner may not work for another at all.
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A watermelon 
Or teddy bear maybe 
? 
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It’s it’s to be as close as possible this would be my go to if single.
but a flashlight is just as useful.
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Yeah I remember the teddy bear days
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Ripe peach,
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Next door neighbours wife.
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It might be worth saving up for a fleshlight. I cannot think of any house product which is going to come close to the feeling you get through penetration.
American pie, suggested baked goods.
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Just let it cool a bit first. Don’t want to stick your bits into a pie with the filling as hot as lava.
We’re a kinky bunch, but not that kinky.
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I’ve tried jello before.
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Many years ago I new some one that used raw liver or steak to wank with. What a waste unless he liked the special sauce!!
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@paulsballs ew way to best meat. Lol. I’d rather fry the slab of meat. At least the jello will rinse down the drain.
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Had a friend that used a fresh loaf. He cut the ends off and soaked it in water for so many seconds (I forget now sorry) and he said it was awesome and felt like the real thing. Obviously it didn’t pinch the duvet or fanny fart after being pumped with air…or ask if it was in yet…but hey ho.
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Ooh peachy! 
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Something that poor teddies never signed up for! 
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@AJSTAR Sadly Teddy did get upset with me and said this isn’t working out so eventually Teddy went and found another Teddy 
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Poor bear you must have been too big for him to keep taking 
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