Hello,
Recently bought a torso and have got bored of it, and wish to dispose of it. How do I go about doing this do you think? Living with family currently, so can’t just put it in the standard waste.
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Take it to the local waste tip in a black bag and throw it in the skip.
Ironically we were walking around our local lake in Cardiff when we saw the authorities standing around something they got out of the lake - it was a latex / rubber ass with anus and vagina - clearly someone had used and grown out and just dumped in the lake
As you can appreciate it was amazing but please don’t dump yours - take it down the tip
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Roll it in a rug will be funnier. Cops will be called 
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List it of fetlife where they I think allow you to sell and as long as you clean it. Possibly make some money back as they are not cheap. Otherwise. Landfill.
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Are you certain you wants won’t change again in the future.
Hey @coolbeans1234 welcome to the forum 
Local waste tip doesn’t allow walk in diposals, as I don’t drive
Hello and welcome,
I’ve reviewed two sex dolls before now and despite trying to sell them on, even give them away for free, there was absolutely zero interest in them - so in the end I ended up chucking them in the bin (I don’t drive so can’t take them to the tip). The memories of hauling something that felt like a cold, lifeless torso (which essentially it is) into the black wheelie bin shall forever haunt my mind. I felt like a cold-blooded killer
Do you have a local bulky waste collection? Wrap it it in two or three bags (you don’t want it ripping open one bag and boobs spilling out in front onf an unsuspecting audience) and put it out for collection with some other waste. They don’t care what you’re getting rid of, just that you’ve paid the cost 
My wife has watched too many serial killer documentaries on Netflix I feel I could give you some good tips on disposal methods.
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Like some of my old toys, you should be able to use a knife and cut it into smaller and more manageable sizes.
if worried about a shared bin, there are plenty of public bins about that you can put a bag in :)?
I see you’ve also watched the same documentaries?
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Way back when I wanted to work in criminal forensics, so I’ve watched quite a few of them too. In fact, a good family friend even managed to arrange a visit to the local forensics department for me, so I could see what goes on and see if it was still something I wanted to do. Absolutely fascinating work, too bad life had other plans.
Welcome to the forum! Reading the title gave me the giggles as I could imagine trying to dispose of a sex doll and the police come by to stop you thinking your trying to dump a body 
I don’t think there is any easy way to dispose of a torso style one other than chop it up into small pieces and gradually dispose of it over time in the bins of people down your road 
Alternatively maybe give it to charity as I’m sure some homeless person would have a whale of a time receiving it!
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Don’t think a charity shop would accept it. Unfortunately wouldn’t mind going to a charity shop and picking up a girlfriend
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Bury it somewhere in the woods. Give someone a big old scare.
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Ok you dont drive, but we can’t advise miracle either.
Your options are limited.
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keep it
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take it to the tip
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cut it in small bits and slowly add it the the black bin
Just dont chuck it anywhere. Dispose of it responsibly.
Don a pair disposable gloves and overalls.
Wash it in bleach.
Roll it in a rug you’ve pinched from a neighbour
Wander round the streets until you find a ( large and mostly empty ) skip.
Get it as deep into the skip as possible and place a few things over it.
Just watch for the Ring doorbells and security lights.
I’ve possibly thought about this a little too much. Maybe LH should have a returns/removals/recycles policy ( you heard it hear first so I’d like the policy named after me ) because I do worry about the lithium batteries. Don’t want them going into landfill and catching fire.
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Anything with lithium batteries I take to the local recycling centre and they go in the electrical/battery section. I’ve no shame 
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Bury it in the garden for future archaeologists to find.
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