I get them sporadically. Sometimes when I’m really tired and not sure where that comes from. Often I have my shirt untucked so if a woody comes on when in public it’s covered up for the most part. I make a mental note that he’s just excited for action so make a point to have that action alone or with me OH soon! 
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Always seems to be when you’re somewhere where it’s awkward 
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Always thank god one day it may dwindle away and lose life altogether
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That’s hope that day never comes for any of us
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Mind you always Viagra etc to help ya along if it goes that way
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Suppose so! I know lads my age who take them just for the sake of it! They’ll be immune to them when they eventually need them
My girlfriend is yet to understand this…
This post is totally relatable.
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Hopefully this isn’t out of bounds, but there is a quote from the movie “The Bucket List” that goes something like, “As you get older, never pass up a bathroom, never trust a fart, and never waste a hard on”.
I get several most nights during the night when I’m sleeping, but I think it’s just my body telling me I really have to pee, as once I go it dissipates quite quickly…
As a teen I used to get them quite frequently at random times and it was usually at awkward moments lol
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I had one last night, my wife could see it through my lounge pants and asked what had turned me on! We were watching Paul O’Grady’s For The Love Of Dogs! I just said it was a random one!
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The worst ones are when you are in swimming trunks/togs (or heaven forbid, a budgie smuggler), there is no hiding them.
I will normally develop a hard on most mornings if I remove my cage for shaving and/or exercise (like a “I’m free” moment).
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Once had one during a few mass! Was so random and awkward. OH had noticed me trying to reposition discreetly lol. Afterwards was interrogated what caused it, she wouldn’t believe it has a mind of its own.
@Senator yeah, swimming pools are so badly timed lol, means end up having to do more laps of the pool til it goes away. Arms are tired and OH accuses you of spying someone hotter lol
Don’t have a penis but I always get horny every time I go out. Like I’ll smell men’s deodorant and suddenly I’m all horny and my underwear gets soaked. When I was younger though, every guy in my class got hard ons every day in class.
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Lol, oh the good days. Female teachers must’ve had some laugh, as we left their rooms trying to hide the obvious. Hormones were going mental
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I forgot to mention the other big UEM (Unwanted Erection Moment) - the one that happens every single day without fail.
Picture the scene… I’m fresh out of the bath and towelling myself dry. Possibly I’m in a hurry, need to be dressed and out of the house ASAP. Sex could not be further from my thoughts. The towel brushes momentarily against my groin, and…
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My boyfriend gets them pretty often and randomly at various times, sometime with me and on his own also.
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I must be the exception to the rule . When I was young I could get a ragging hard on at any time . But since I was in my 20s ( many years ago ) I have only had a few . A perfume along with a woman accidentally (?) brushing against me .
Don’t get me wrong , when asleep I can wake up in a pup tent for no apparent reason .
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I have one every morning without fail I put that down to lack of sex though 
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So I had to have a meeting with the kids teacher. She had a tight dress on and bent to pick something up. Found myself crossing my legs for the rest of the meeting.
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Some nice looking teachers these days! All my female teachers looked like Miss Mann
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