I don't think you're going to get much honest feedback on here unfortunately. People don't seem entirely comfortable with giving out critique. Not to mention different people like reading different reviews, for example I like reading blog length reviews and so find super short reviews a bit useless. Whereas some people like to skim loads of reviews quickly and hate having to trudge through a long review so only want a couple of paragraphs. Some people want to hear all about how great your orgasms were, where some people want a cold and clinical break down of what a product can do. Having all kinds of review is helpful for Lovehoney, so no matter what people on the forum think someone out there is going to find your review useful and someone is likely not to. Just the way it is!
Have you read this guide? http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2012/05/17/how-to-write-a-great-product-review/
I find the bullet points at the bottom a great help to check over every review. If you can tick off yes to each point then you're fine!
- Explained what the product does.
- Described the product's best/worst features.
- Described your experience using the product.
- Explained why the product would (or wouldn't) be right for someone else