Review round up!

OOO i wants one

See I get my next installment of loan in january and right now I can see a massive order that will have to be delivered by dumper-truck at this point....

WandA wrote:

MsEllie wrote:

Gi-Ki (showing my ignorance)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17284

Great product for us!

Oh mis-spelt it. Its powerful but just doesnt work for me. I have tried and tried.

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

WandA wrote:

MsEllie wrote:

Gi-Ki (showing my ignorance)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17284

Great product for us!

Oh mis-spelt it. Its powerful but just doesnt work for me. I have tried and tried.

You should get someone in to help External Media

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

They keep doing that, put the item in the review name. No idea why.

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

What are they for?

MsEllie wrote:

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

WandA wrote:

MsEllie wrote:

Gi-Ki (showing my ignorance)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17284

Great product for us!

Oh mis-spelt it. Its powerful but just doesnt work for me. I have tried and tried.

You should get someone in to help External Media

External Media I am considering sending it back for another. Its my first luxury toy and I really really wanted to love it but its just not happening External Media

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

They keep doing that, put the item in the review name. No idea why.

They have put the name in it and added a new word on a couple i'm sure because i usually just say "ten speed vibrator" or "tickler" or something but now they have the name and a word selected from my review!

theres one for the new tracey cox vibe, the old death by orgasm, bondage boutique tickler, bondage boutique vuffs, bondage boutique flogger and the ten speed thingy everyone seemed to get in the grab bags, needed a catch up!

they aren't very good reviews but a lot were a long time coming so wanted them out the way!

VW x

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

I've had a few changed... even a jokey one that now just makes me sound a bit strange....

WandA wrote:

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

I've had a few changed... even a jokey one that now just makes me sound a bit strange....

Haha, i was super confused, i was sat there thinking, i don't remember writing that!

VW x

Vampyrewillow wrote:

WandA wrote:

Vampyrewillow wrote:

I just put 5 reviews up, but all my titles names have been changed =/ little confused as to why!

VW x

I've had a few changed... even a jokey one that now just makes me sound a bit strange....

Haha, i was super confused, i was sat there thinking, i don't remember writing that!

VW x

I bet Shakespeare never had this problem!

WandA wrote:

I bet Shakespeare never had this problem!

(Sounds like a challenge! *ahem*)

The rubber schlong my lady rode with grace

Yet never once did ask me for surcease,

And she herself was brought along apace

Full seven times, both strongly and with ease

Its shapely curves did gently press and touch

Those places that a woman holds most dear

The handle, too, was effortless to clutch

And thrust withal both from the front and rear

Its colour, deeply pleasing to the eye,

We found a vibrant shade of deepest blue

This sex toy we would urge you all to buy

For at this price it is a bargain, too!

And let us not forget to add in haste -

Use lots of lube; it will not go to waste!

External Media

Mr Monster wrote:

WandA wrote:

I bet Shakespeare never had this problem!

(Sounds like a challenge! *ahem*)

The rubber schlong my lady rode with grace

Yet never once did ask me for surcease,

And she herself was brought along apace

Full seven times, both strongly and with ease

Its shapely curves did gently press and touch

Those places that a woman holds most dear

The handle, too, was effortless to clutch

And thrust withal both from the front and rear

Its colour, deeply pleasing to the eye,

We found a vibrant shade of deepest blue

This sex toy we would urge you all to buy

For at this price it is a bargain, too!

And let us not forget to add in haste -

Use lots of lube; it will not go to waste!

External Media

Much applause good sir!

I'm currently gob-smacked having found myself on this weeks weekly roundup LOL

Well done Ellie

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Well done Ellie External MediaExternal Media

Thanks hun, cheered me up - still sulking about Aunt Flo's extended visit that is depriving me of testing my toys!

MsEllie wrote:

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Well done Ellie External MediaExternal Media

Thanks hun, cheered me up - still sulking about Aunt Flo's extended visit that is depriving me of testing my toys!

Why is it depriving you?

cramps, and ickness . plus one or two aren't that easy to clean.

And I seem to not own an effective waterproof toy, major oversight on my part

Lol I thought you meant an actual aunt! Ahhhh I have quite few, you should really invest in a good one.

Waiting for 6 things to go live. 4 batteries, a stroker, a vibe and now writing another for some lubricant. The list is very slowly going down

My supersex stroker has just gone live: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16558&reviewid=28496#customer_reviews

Death by orgasm review has gone live: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16559&reviewid=28497#customer_reviews