Hi @Wifepleasing (me again 
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I would say, about your review of the pearl shorts, that it doesn’t really answer the questions I have about them. I get this is hard to do as they are worn by your wife rather than you which makes it harder to do. With lingerie though, for me, the most important part of the review is how the piece fits. What size/measurements is your wife, what size did you buy and how did she find the fit? You did say they sit higher than she normally buys, which is useful. You also say, she said they’d be difficult to wear for a long period of time, but why? Is this because the pearls pinch delicate areas and become uncomfortable or because she’s getting so turned on that she couldn’t be out in public in them? I suspect the former, but I am inferring from my own experience wearing a similar set!
Having said that, the part about the material quality and how you thought they looked is great and the information that they stayed on during sex is extremely useful because a lot of crotchless pieces claim there’s no need to remove for sex but the actual logistics of them then proves impossible or awkward. I also love the last paragraph about washing them, useful information to read, wash wise, and I love the comedy line about not wanting your daughter to see them (this is just my personal preference though).
The review about the remote control dildo, for me, is much better. The only things I would maybe have added are what the vibrations are like, buzzy or rumbly or somewhere in the middle and how powerful they are and how well the vibe holds it’s charge, assuming it lasts a good session though, this latter part is not really necessary. The information on how you use it, with her having the remote, is great and the aspect of warming it is really good. The issue of finding it hard to hold when not using the suction cup is also great. These are definitely the types of thing I want to know that aren’t included in the product description. Excellent review 
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As an aside, and nothing to do with the reviews themselves, your links to the products in the My Reviews thread don’t work. Would you like me to fix them?