I did the first review for this toy yesterday. I know a few people also bought this in the sale, I’m looking forward to reading their reviews also.
Sorry I don’t know how to copy and paste it all but here is the link
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I’m rubbish at doing reviews I can never get the right words and would like some a divorce on how to write a good one
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Loved your revoew on this toy
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@andytaylor98 I’ve just been looking at your reviews of the new lingerie as I tested one of them also. I think your stars at the top might have a been a mistake as they don’t match your review. If I’m wrong just ignore me lol I thought I would point it out just in case
Thank you. I’m not sure that i can edit it though, you’re right though it must have accidentally selected a different one as i was scrolling. @Lovehoney_Brenna
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I would welcome any comments from seasoned reviewers about my reviews, some of them are not as long as the others posted here, but I am willing to learn 
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Hey @Wifepleasing, just moved this one over to somewhere more appropriate, and to keep the review thread strictly for reviews.
I’m sure other forum users will be more than willing to give you some feedback 
Thanks for that, comments welcome (My Reviews - #698 by Wifepleasing)
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Hi @Wifepleasing (me again 
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I would say, about your review of the pearl shorts, that it doesn’t really answer the questions I have about them. I get this is hard to do as they are worn by your wife rather than you which makes it harder to do. With lingerie though, for me, the most important part of the review is how the piece fits. What size/measurements is your wife, what size did you buy and how did she find the fit? You did say they sit higher than she normally buys, which is useful. You also say, she said they’d be difficult to wear for a long period of time, but why? Is this because the pearls pinch delicate areas and become uncomfortable or because she’s getting so turned on that she couldn’t be out in public in them? I suspect the former, but I am inferring from my own experience wearing a similar set!
Having said that, the part about the material quality and how you thought they looked is great and the information that they stayed on during sex is extremely useful because a lot of crotchless pieces claim there’s no need to remove for sex but the actual logistics of them then proves impossible or awkward. I also love the last paragraph about washing them, useful information to read, wash wise, and I love the comedy line about not wanting your daughter to see them (this is just my personal preference though).
The review about the remote control dildo, for me, is much better. The only things I would maybe have added are what the vibrations are like, buzzy or rumbly or somewhere in the middle and how powerful they are and how well the vibe holds it’s charge, assuming it lasts a good session though, this latter part is not really necessary. The information on how you use it, with her having the remote, is great and the aspect of warming it is really good. The issue of finding it hard to hold when not using the suction cup is also great. These are definitely the types of thing I want to know that aren’t included in the product description. Excellent review 
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As an aside, and nothing to do with the reviews themselves, your links to the products in the My Reviews thread don’t work. Would you like me to fix them?
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Your reviews for the most part are good, there are a few points that I’d like to make. When I write reviews, I consider who they’re for and thats what I feel could do with a tweak with yours. The reviews are for products used by your wife but from your perspective. So for me there are bits missing that as the wearer or penetrated person, I’d want to know if I was going to buy these.
The lifelike lover - how lifelike is it? How did the material feel in comparison to a penis? How did it compare with the previous toy your wife loved. What was the toy? (Only mention this if it is from LH) . You made a great point about not having much room to hold it when its inserted.
How were the vibrations? Were they buzzy or rumbly? Did you feel the vibrations when you were holding it? Was there much of a jump between the consistent vibes? Were the patterns any good? I hate buzzy vibes and even more so when I goes up my hand. It gives me the heebies.
How noisy was it? Its going to be quieter when in situ, but could you hear it outside the room?
How far could you move away from the remote and still have it connect?
The point about the material being cold was great, some people may enjoy that, I would hate it, so I’d appreciate the heads up to let it sit in a glass of hot water for a bit.
You put some great detail in this review and it will be super helpful for people. The other few pages of reviews that I looked at have no information that I would find useful when researching an item I might want to buy.
@Peitho addressed most of the points I’d make on the knickers, which was also a good review. I’d like to know what dress size your wife normally wears & what country you’re in (the reviews will show on all countries sites). What size she chose and was it accurate? If she wore them high, it sounds like they may have been too big as the product photos show it at hip height. Did they stay in place? I’d want to know this so I know to size up or down, or get my correct size.
You also wrote that your wife didn’t feel like she could wear them for a long period but then she wore them through your sexy session. How long was that for? I’d not normally ask, but these points sound like they contradict each other. Possibly becauae my sexy sessions can last up to 4hrs, so I’d like to know if they might still be comfy or if I’d be putting out a vedgie 
I hope some of this helps.
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Oh unsure why the link didn’t work, I used the hyperlink tab above the message??? yeah please fix it if you can 
Thanks for your comments I will keep those things in mind going forward. I have always found the duration of a session funny. There is no way that we would ever go through a full battery charge in one session, mainly cause kids only allow a small window of time later in the evening just before “its too late and I have to work in the morning” hahaha and secondly, after a bunch of orgasms my wife can’t take anymore…
This was all great feedback, but honestly the bit that stuck out was “4hrs” wow, that is amazing.
But I do understand what you mean by my comment saying something but not in detail, I will consider some of the these other points. It is hard to portray what it is like for my wife, she doesn’t talk about sex stuff much, childhood thing… anyway I might get a “it felt good” here and there, with the toys its more “well I orgasmed so it works”… which is nice, but also not helpful in this scenario
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@Wifepleasing
Sometimes I review toys or underwear that I have chosen for MrCupc8kes, and although I can give some of my own input - I cannot complete a good review without some vital information from him.
However, he’s not really good at offering me the detailed information that I need.
I find it really useful to ask him specific questions about the item, so I can get the answers that I want.
Usually after we’ve tried them a few times, I’ll text him with with short bulletpoints of questions that he can give me quick answers to - whenever he’s got some spare time on his hands.
Then I’ll expand in them and write them out properly into sentences as part of my review.
This may be something that you could try?
As for the questions you will want to ask, it all depends on the item. But just think about this, if you were looking to purchase said item - what would you want to know about it first, from someone who has already tried it.
What type of information do you want to read about when deciding whether you will purchase a particular item or not.
Pros & Cons
Size information is very important
Anything you would change about it
Comparing to a similar item
Materials & texture
Comfort & durability
Noise levels
Whether you’d recommend & the reason why
Hope this helps a little x
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Thanks for that info, I might try the bullet point text idea
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I totally understand that your wife doesn’t talk about sex, helping you with reviews might be a good way to get her to open up a bit more.
The bullet point questions that @Cupc8kes suggested would be a great way to start getting her thinking a little bit more about it, especially with toys, as having an orgasm doesn’t mean it worked. I have a mains operated wand that could force an orgasm out of me in probably less than 30 seconds. Thats not the same as me enjoying the orgasm. I wouldn’t rate that toy with 5 stars just because it made me orgasm. Reason being, I don’t want to use it again because its not enjoyable. Hope that makes sense 
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I really enjoyed both of your reviews and I think they’re written to a really good standard. I think your definitely onto the right track if you have at least another 5 written similar to them two.
Your first tester will more then likely come from the blue tester list(products already on sale) so when voting pay more attention to them. I wish you luck
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thanks for that @Deanna32, yes, I have 7 reviews up, some earlier ones are not as detailed. I have one more to do, but we haven’t used that item yet
I generally just put my hand up (virtually) for any of the items up for test.
Hi i was wondering if i posted a link to some of the stuff i have bought and reviewed could yous give me some advice on my reviews it would be very much appreciated. My review name is Grainne
DOMINIX Deluxe Silicone Short Cock Cage 3.5 Inch - Lovehoney UK (review posted on 29/10/2023)
Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers - Lovehoney UK (review posted on 26/10/2023)
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/on/demandware.store/Sites-lvhn-uk-Site/en-GB/Product-Show?pid=32730 (review posted on 19/10/2023)
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