haha these are ace
Found this one online:
Youtube is red
Facebook is blue
Pornhub is down
You'll have to do!
Charmanders are red.
Squirtles are blue.
If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James, we’d make the perfect Team.
I’ll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
and I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei or Mew.
But out of all the 150, I choose you <3.
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are red
violets are blue
this line doesn't rhyme
and neither does this one
Roses are red
violets are blue
this line doesn't rhyme
and neither does this one
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Now get on the bed,
And let me fuck you.
Roses are red,
My dildo is blue,
Come over tonight,
So I can fuck you.
Rose are red,
Violet are blue,
Let's screw,
Because I love you.
- From my man haha
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
A bottle of vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I will lick your pussy all night
cos I realy worship you
Roses of red
Knickers of lace
Please cup my balls
While I cum on your face
Who said romance was dead!!!
Roses are red
Just lay on your tum
I'll put you in handcuffs
And then spank your bum
Roses are red
With many a thorn
This Valentine's I
Instead bought you porn
We can watch it together
To get us in the mood
And before you know it
We will both be nude
While our tongues dance
And our bodies interlock
My legs will slowly part
As I yearn for your cock
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schitzophrenic
And so am i
Violets are blue
roses are red
Stuff buying flowers
and take me to bed!
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue If you let me try anal I will always love you... LOL
Just saw this on Twitter and thought it was ace!
Violets are blue
And roses are red
If I had my wish
You'd be in my bed...
Kinda obvious but:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone's celebrating
What's a single girl to do?
Roses are pink
The red ones sold out
but with my tie as your blindfold
you wont know, no doubt