Roses are red....

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Hi all

I am looking for ideas for the classic Roses are red, violets are blue rhyme to put in a card for Valentines day.

The woman I am giving it to, is my best mate, so not looking for anything romantic or sexual. But anything with innuendo would be good .

At the mo, I have got....

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If I owned a hardware shop,

I'd give you a screw

Thanks

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Love this Hella Xx

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roses are red

violets are blue

you look so sexy

i just want you

4

Roses are red

This rope is blue

Who will be tied up,

Will it be me, or will it be you?

5

Lelos are red

We-Vibes are blue

Charge up the vibe

And remember the lube

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My balls of steel,
Are attracted to you!

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Roses are red

my balls are blue

I need some release

how about u?

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Roses are red

Little pills are blue

They can make you last an hour

Or if you're lucky, two!

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

So are my balls,

So get here for a screw!

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haha, you are good at these Hella...........

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roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

but she'll need to be geeky to understand it

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Roses are red

And you're arse will be too

When I tie you up

and whip you :-)

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Roses are red
Nipple are too
Put on these clamps
And I'll tighten the screw!

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chylly fox wrote:

Hi all

I am looking for ideas for the classic Roses are red, violets are blue rhyme to put in a card for Valentines day.

The woman I am giving it to, is my best mate, so not looking for anything romantic or sexual. But anything with innuendo would be good .

At the mo, I have got....

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If I owned a hardware shop,

I'd give you a screw

Thanks

Lol! I work in a hardware shop I'll have to share that one with work.

Ps: Did you get this idea from the Lovehoney facebook page?? ;-)

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Lovehoney - Hella wrote:

TTurtle wrote:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

but she'll need to be geeky to understand it

Hey even I got this one

xGGx

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Violets are blue

Roses are red

If i pull down my trousers

Will you give me some head

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

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Roses are red, their stems are thorny, buy stuff from lovehoney and we can get horny

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Roses are red

Sex toys are fun

It's Valentines

So let's buy some!

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Roses are red

Vilolets are blue

Let me twist your nipples

I'll make you go oooooo...