Seagulling

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Is it just me but I can't ever remember seeing a seagull on holiday! :S

Depends on where u go :) I know in Venice they have like a million ba-zillion pigeons!!! Not seaguls even though its surrounded by water.

I've never fancied venice :S yeah I suppose there's no seagulls in certain places! My OH is terrified of birds so we have to take that into account before booking a holiday! I like em myself though :)

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

I've never fancied venice :S yeah I suppose there's no seagulls in certain places! My OH is terrified of birds so we have to take that into account before booking a holiday! I like em myself though :)

I didn't think I'd be a fan of Venice and when we arrived, I felt even more disappointed, it looks so run down and battered. However after a day there, I soon fell in love! I would happily go back x

Personally I think this sounds hilarious.

It would definetly suit an American Pie scene, but it should stay there!

'Treat others how you want to be treated' I say. If I ended up with a load of seamen on my face without asking for it, I'd be pretty annoyed!

x

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Maybe they think the Seagull has ejaculated?

saucychic wrote:

Urghhh this is gross !

One of the younger girls at work asked me if I had ever heard of Seagulling which I hadn't Has anyone on here?

Apparently it's a new favourite in high rise hotels when on holiday. A girl gives a guy a blow job or hand job and spits or flicks his spunk over the balcony onto the poor unsuspecting people below. Because of it's colour people think they have been hit by a seagull but I'm sure anyone would knpw the difference between cum and bird poo.

I'm taking an umbrella on holiday this years. What a horrible thing to do.

Maybe they think the seagull has ejacuated mid flight?

ToyingAround wrote:

DoorGlass wrote:

Hello guys and gals. new here.

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Hey Door Glass,

Go to the blue box on the left side on the forum page, click the subject that your thread comes under, it will change to another page and at the top there is a little box what says "Start a thread"...xx

Thanks Toying'.

Catnip wrote:

One word....eeeuuuuwwww!! x

Agreed and I'll throw in another two words: Sexual assault

Any sex act where those involved have not given their consent or - as in this case - are not even aware of their involvement is illegal and downright immoral.

The mindset of some sections of society is simply astonishing.

I doubt anyone actually does this, it's just one of those bizarre/outrageous sexual practices that people make up, give a funny name to, and then like to talk about as if they're an established thing. Like 'spidermanning' someone, which urban dictionary defines as

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, mimmics Spiderman's web shooting motion, and in the process flings his ejaculate at the face of his partner while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

Classy, eh?

Wow you mean that has a name?

Bloomy heck, what next Batmanning? Supermanning?

Holy batshit Batman!

quivering cum fall robin

Catnip wrote:

One word....eeeuuuuwwww!!

I couldn't agree more totally disgusting.

saucychic - the next time a friend suggests something so vile I suggest you slap her in the face.

My spideysenses are tingling ;)

You must have very clean floors at your office