Afternoon everyone
IV been looking into a sex doll to bring in something new into the bedroom. Looking at something that’s the torso maybe?.
Wanted to know are they heavy? Easy to clean? How to store them? What do you like best about them? Any problems you have had? Looking at both sexes.
Cheers Dittie
Hi, Its great you are looking into extra/new ideas, I have no experience of sex dolls but get the impression they are big and bulky. Good luck
Hey Dittie, I’ve been sent a few to review on behalf of competitive brands and personally I don’t rate them. To answer your questions:
Are they heavy?
Yes, very. One of the torso dolls I got sent to review weighed 27kgs, or almost 4 stone - about the same weight as a fully-grown Labrador!
Easy to clean?
I’d love to say yes, but they fall behind here too. Some have removeable vaginas which makes for easier cleaning but TPE dolls pick up lint even better than a carpet sweeper. The ones that don’t have removeable vaginas you have to bath, and regardless, you have to wash them with soap and water, dry them (including inside, usually with an absorbent stick, and you have to replace those every so often) and then dust the whole thing in renewal powder. Sex dolls aren’t just a means to an end, they’re a commitment.
How do you store them?
Some come with a storage bag, others you have to buy it seperately. Regardless, you’ll need to find space for something about the size of a large suitcase when not in use.
What do you like best about them?
TPE looks surprisingly realistic, and the level of detail is amazing. Both of our torso does were female, and they were arousing even for me! They feel quite lifelike too, and I thoroughly enjoyed spanking them and seeing their asses wobble. I tend to be more Dominant with other women and femme people, so that was very sexy for me.
Also, the textures in the tunnels. Even just on your fingers, it’s stimulating and very sexy indeed.
Any problems with them?
Other than the weight? Actually a few that I can recall. First of all, in line with the weight, they don’t have muscles or cordination, so you’re doing all of that moving yourself. You can’t tell them to “get onto your front” or whatever - you have to put them there. TPE doesn’t move like flesh either; it wobbles and “pours” over your limbs more like ballistic gel. To say it can be a struggle to move would be an understatement.
Secondly, some have metal skeletons that are supposed to be poseable, except I seriously struggled with one of them and I’m not a small girl. Even when I managed to make it move, feeling its hip click made me feel like I’d just dislocated its limbs before some sapphic sex - kind of a passion killer.
Finally, let’s talk about the temperature. TPE dolls feel cold to the touch and, if you’ve ever touched or held the hand of someone who has passed on, then they do feel immediately and uncomfortably… dead. You can get tunnel heaters for them, sure, but even then, the rest of the torso doll doesn’t feel warm. My husband certainly found the lack of body heat from these dolls rather unsettling.
I don’t want to put you off, but I do want you to be advised and aware. Your mileage may vary of course, they just weren’t for us 
As they look like pure silicon, I can imagine they must weigh quite the flump and be odd to store away so maybe take that into consideration before buying and make sure you’ve a space to store it.
The thought of a solo use sex doll really turns me on
I used to be in a group chat on Skype where guys would share their nsfw pics and videos and hook up and cam
My main interest was in sharing my pics n camming in my lingerie and seeing guys who wore lingerie
The one guy would post pics n vids of him fucking his sex doll
Both would be in sexy lingerie
He wasn’t shy and would see him full body n face as he climaxed in the dolls pussy n mouth and would go down on them and eat his own cum
A massive turn on
Something I’d love to try
That’s a great review, that managed to be informative and also slightly unsettling to be honest, I didn’t know much about them.
Thank you.
Thanks for the information
Yes, I found it quite unsettling having to “stuff” the chosen vagina into one of the dolls as well, after cleaning. It’s a great idea in principle but if you manage to keep hard after the noises and visuals of that process, well, then at least in my opinion, you must really, really want it 
Was this an inflatable doll or the more expensive ones
To be honest I wasn’t paying much attention to the doll it was the guy in lingerie fucking it was the centre of my attention but I think they were just the cheap inflatable ones.A guy I follow on Fetlife has a penchant for the more realistic and expensive ones and posts some interesting pics
As an aside the same guy posts excerpts from some old school hard n soft core porn mags which occasionally bring back some great memories from my teens lol
Interesting!
Do they still sell porn mags in newsagents or has it been fully banned now to the internet behind age verification and ads and whatever else they do to make it more a chore lol
@AJSTAR good question
Maybe you have to give age verification
Top shelf mags have long been in wrappers which hid pretty much all the front cover except for the magazine title
I remember the good old days in the early 80’svwhen my local newsagent had the Whitehouse magazine that had wide open labia and flaccid dicks in the pics which you could browse through standing in the shop lol
Think you have to now give some sort of 
with that or last I heard!
I can defo remember them days as a little kid seeing all the magazines mixed up with booby girls on the covers and then the gay men mags hiding somewhere within the mix and I’d go down the isle with my eyes to the floor so not to look or I’d say why’s that girl got no clothes on and them boys kissing 