SEXYGET 69 wrote:
A mars a day helps you work, rest and play afterall then!
SG69
Haha that made me laugh out loud!
Ax
Thank god it wasn't a Topic! Ewww. . . .
SG69 X
SEXYGET 69 wrote:
Thank god it wasn't a Topic! Ewww. . . .
SG69 X
What, you mean the thing that's got a hazelnut in every bite!! thought that was squirrel shit ha ha... oops by the way where is Carly at the mo??
TB
Now a good old Yorkie is what you need up there TB!
Smooth, rich and thick a milk chocolate brick, each bite a chunky big mouthful!
But not the raisin and buiscuit before you even go there fella!
SG69
Avrielle_Aniko wrote:
Sorry if someone else already posted it, but I dont think you have..
This was a few months ago, can't remember where, but somewhere in scotland. A teenager was attacked and chased down the street by a man who's fetish drew him to her high heeled shoes! She ended up having to throw the shoes at him to be able to escape and run off bare footed!
just as long as noone got hurt!! x
More news!
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/125118/Feeling-romantic-That-ll-be-around-sex-o-clock-tonight-
Hehehe. We often have sex around that time on a Saturday night! However, my OH hates football so its got nothing to do with match of the day. Oh, and it lasts a lot longer than 15mins - she said, smugly :o}
titania wrote:
Hehehe. We often have sex around that time on a Saturday night! However, my OH hates football so its got nothing to do with match of the day. Oh, and it lasts a lot longer than 15mins - she said, smugly :o}
You would think people would just record it...
With this ring and all that eh!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3320677.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
SG69 x
SEXYGET 69 wrote:
With this ring and all that eh!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3320677.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
SG69 x
I heard about that too!
Don't know if a priest is the best sexpert though...
Daily sex is apparently the key to great sperm...if only all quality assurance was that much fun! Any volunteers for auditing?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm
xxKPxx
"I compare sex to a football match," he said. "There are rules, for example you can't foul or kick the ball out. However, what goes on on the pitch may involve matches of different standards, different leagues. There can be fantastic matches as well as boring ones."
He thought about that comparison *way* tooo much!
Disco Dave wrote:
"I compare sex to a football match," he said. "There are rules, for example you can't foul or kick the ball out. However, what goes on on the pitch may involve matches of different standards, different leagues. There can be fantastic matches as well as boring ones."
He thought about that comparison *way* tooo much!
Indeed. I like imagining his sexy commentry...
It wouldn't be on Match of the Day!
heard bout the odd contraceptive like why and how, its like those people you hear having sex with bikes, benchs, and oddly a signpost. 1st how! and why..lol
More news!!!
AIDS is a mass murderer campaign with some quite nasty posters!
http://lunaticadesnuda.blogspot.com/2009/09/aids-is-mass-murderer-nsfw-campaign.html
Part of a German anti-aids campaign.
Das Fuhrerbunker! or is it Fuhrerbonker WandA?
Quite odd video indeed.
SG69
SEXYGET 69 wrote:
Das Fuhrerbunker! or is it Fuhrerbonker WandA?
Quite odd video indeed.
SG69
Not your thing SG? Nuh?
Just wierd as Adolf rears his ugly head mate!
Why do they always use dark and sweaty to adverise STD's?
I love dark and sweaty!
SG69
SEXYGET 69 wrote:
Just wierd as Adolf rears his ugly head mate!
Why do they always use dark and sweaty to adverise STD's?
I love dark and sweaty!External Media
SG69
Because its duuurrrttty!
