My goodness. I've never even heard of some of them. A kebab as an oral contraceptive?! Although the lovely 'chicken skin' myth is doing a little visual dance around my head right now.
When I was back at school, in one of our [extremely rare] sex ed. classes, the 'crisp packet condom' was mentioned a couple of times.
My goodness. I've never even heard of some of them. A kebab as an oral contraceptive?! Although the lovely 'chicken skin' myth is doing a little visual dance around my head right now.
When I was back at school, in one of our [extremely rare] sex ed. classes, the 'crisp packet condom' was mentioned a couple of times.
I've heard jokes about horny men with kebabs... Ouch chilli sauce... but I don't know how on earth they would work as a oral contraceptive either!
I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!
I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!
I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!
Whinston Churchill had six toes on each foot!
SG69
I had a mate with an extra thumb... well we knew him when it was chopped off, but still had a lumpy bit!
Any campers remember the famous star and the Mars Bar story !!!
TB
Nope but a few weeks back we received a load of free Mars Bars and someone innocently stated that we could have a Mars Bar party. The perverted few of us laughed, others pretended to get it and laugh, and others just looked at her External Media
Any campers remember the famous star and the Mars Bar story !!!
TB
Nope but a few weeks back we received a load of free Mars Bars and someone innocently stated that we could have a Mars Bar party. The perverted few of us laughed, others pretended to get it and laugh, and others just looked at her External Media
"A Mars bar party is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang reference to the sexual act of eating a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_bar out of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus. As such, it is a form of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex"
Nope campers, Mars bar it was, and eaten out of a bodily orifice not capable of facial expression it was, you can put any modern spin on this you like- but you would be wrong wrong wrong... yep a concept alien to the modern exam process l know !!