Sex machines and anal - great base but no flair?

Hello friends :wave:

Was wondering if I could get some input and/or input experiences from other anal lovers regarding some sex machines up on LH right now.

I’ve read the reviews and I’m keen on maybe getting my cheeks on this Sex Machine Set

However, I have some apprehension, as I can’t seem to figure out how the dildo secures itself.

I’d be worried - given the lack of flare at the base of the attachments - that it could become dislodged or worse, lost/stuck!

If you’ve had any experiences with any machines from LH, please do share! Many thanks in advance :slight_smile:

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I don’t have this machine or any of the others currently available on the site so can’t really help personally. Overall the reviews aren’t great but I thought I’d throw a tag in to @Green_Eyed_Girl for you as a name I recognised from the reviews. She might be able to answer your questions.

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Yeah, i did have a read through the reviews, sadly thats the only thing that probably feasible in my current living situation and budget though - and im just so fed up of my arm getting tired :joy:

Smart move recognising a reviewer though! i hope we hear back from them. thanks for tagging them!

@Green_Eyed_Girl is awesome, I recommend reading her review at any rate as it contains quite useful information. She used to be very active on the forum but sadly doesn’t seem to have signed in for a long time so you might not get a response from her. I went through the reviews in a bit more detail so am going to throw a few more tags in with, fingers crossed, hope one is about.

@DreamsOfChi @MK7 @VR (possibly not the right VR)


ETA There are a few other less expensive and higher rated options though, how about this Lifelike Lover Luxe thrusting remote control dildo?. Still has the suction cup for hands free and sounds like the suction cup works rather better than on the Sex Machine. @Calie has this one and has written a great review. I’m sure she will be about at some point if you had any questions.

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I have this machine.

The dildo fits into the unit using a bayonet type fitting like a light bulb. It is a very secure fitting.
It has to be as there are electrical contacts in the base of the dildo for the heater and the vibrator and these need to line up with matching contacts in the base unit.
The suction base also works well.

I use this unit anally. I stick it to our full length mirror and take the dildo in doggy position.

The stroke of the dildo is not particularly long but it still feels good.

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I do believe the toys lock into the rod of the sex machine otherwise they couldnt be withdrawn from any orifice that causes friction

I was wondering if this was the case! And this is very good to know! Although I think I would like a deeper thrust. I was looking at this portable-thrusting-rechargeable-sex-machine today and was thinking this might give a better thrust, even though it’s girth isn’t all that great I could always just stick a sleeve on it?

Thanks for the recommendation @Peitho !

I’ll definitely go back and read their reviews again. As for the recommended dildo it looks great for its purpose but I’m definitely looking for something with more thrust :sweat_smile:

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From the looks of it they twist and click in for a secure fitting to ensure there’s no chance of a lost in space occurrence :sweat_smile:

You’d be surprised, I used to work in a hospital and the amount of people that came in with things that were stuck would surprise you :man_dancing: always best to check the fine print first!

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I’ve seen bizarre ER and there was a man with a toilet brush up his arse and even a woman had curling tongs up her vagina :rofl:

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Yeah, I guess you could say necessity is the mother of creativity. And some people really just need railed :sweat_smile:

But christ, just bite the bullet and get something fit for purpose :joy:

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Exactly!!! :joy: I always remember that toilet brush guy cause he swore that he was drunk and fell onto it and all the staff was giggling cause he was stuck there on a bed for hours waiting to get X-ray before they could pull it out :rofl::see_no_evil:

Sorry @rockstar I forgot to ask. What are the speeds settings like on this? If the toy doesn’t have a lot of depth does it still have a good thrust?

The speed settings are good and the vibrations help a lot. The short thrust is typical of cheaper machines which use a linear actuactor rather than a rotary motor and crank.

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I’m a week late on this one but I am about and can answer any questions on it (and I appreciate somebody noticing and liking my reviews! ^^)