Has anyone every tried a 'fucking machine'? I have to admit to a nagging desire to see what they feel like.
There are several available at a site called www.extremerestraints.com but they're very expensive and I'm loathe to have one shipped across to Cyprus from the USA if they don't live up to their publicity. (Mind you, the one that attaches to a hammer drill would probably give me the giggles ...)
If any member of the Army can give me the benefit of their experience of one, I'd like to know it.