I’m sad the Olympic are over.
It got me thinking: if there were ‘sex olympics’ and you have to compete in a sex themed event, what are you competing in? (You can make up whatever event you want.)
Go wild.
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Penis owners are the battons, the racers take them for a ride burning through all their energy in a fast paced sprint until handing off to the next. Only the last batton holder can take the batton over the finish line
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Cumninglingus marathon 
as long as you can keep 
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Cum javelin. Launch a Cumshot for penis owners or spray a squirt for vagina owners.
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An event for senior people that are an un used sex toy . With two people caressing and manipulating you , see how long you can go before you cum . Note : I would want to practice for at least a year before the event .
Ouch.
If there is a heaven and I go there, I will be very disappointed if the Olympics up there are not done entirely naked. Plus they would include some of the suggestions here.
Not only would the Games be even more attractive to watch, but (as any naturist will tell you) every activity is more enjoyable without clothes.
Roleplay competition.
More artistic based. Everyone involved plays a character.
Points are judged by believability and how aesthetically pleasing it looks.
0-100m. Quickest from floppy to Cumming
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Shooting cum for distance. Furthest cumshot wins.
Synchronized pussy eating.
Two off the top of my head.
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Wheelbarrow position race… how far can for travel joined together
Blowjob Endurance. Gold medals for the ones who can last the longest without cumming or getting a sore jaw 
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Synchronised sex with x amount of couples
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dick and spoon race (spooning fuck first couple to cum wins)
100m bukkake (men in a 100m line lady/man has to finish all of them to completion fist to the end wins)
cock fencing (just two guys rubbing their cocks together dont know how you would win, probably first to cum)
wrestling (but naked)
no horse equestrian(for the bdsm/pony play lovers)
got a bit carried away 
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The Pole Vaulters, which did go viral due to appendage interference, will need to jump higher to get over the bar. The slow mow replay of the Pensis or Nipple knocking off the bar would be great to watch.
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synchronized pumping
nipple jump
buttock wobbling
quickest to turn on the Mantric wand …
Thinking the wand relay 4 x 4 to cum. … once cum pass the wand over … quickest 4 win
To be honest, anything endurance. I’m in an endurance phase at the moment.