Sexy Food Menu

Just a silly little idea I had, so I’m not sure how it will play out. I couldn’t find anything in the search for it, anyway.

You know the way you can get themed restaurants and cafes? Usually, each item on the menu will reflect the theme. So if it’s a Horror themed place for example, then they could have Ginger-Dead Men instead of Gingerbread Men.

So let’s have fun with a sexy themed cafe/restaurant/eatery. What dishes would be on the menu?

The rules are simple. Any food, drink or dish mixed with something naughty to make a new menu item.

I’ve got these to get it started:

Fapple Pie

Spankghetti Bollocknese

3 Likes

Frotage Cheese

2 Likes

Speghetti Carbondageara…

4 Likes

CuCUMber

3 Likes

Apple TART

2 Likes

SPIT ROAST Chicken

3 Likes

CUMberland Sausage

2 Likes

Arse Gravy

2 Likes

Cod in Baby-Batter

1 Like

SpatchCOCK Chicken

2 Likes

Milfy-feuille

2 Likes

Girthday Cake

:birthday:

9 Likes

Chocolate BUMbe

2 Likes

Malibum Rum or Maliboob Rum.

2 Likes

Chicken cordon boob

2 Likes

Toad in the bum hole

5 Likes

Breast And Bummer Pudding

2 Likes

Chicken bumsticks

5 Likes

Nut spit roast

2 Likes

Ok, boyfriend and I have had a 5 minute think and we’ve come up with:

Hoisin f*ck
Parsnips
Titta bread
Apple straddle
Crispy dickin’
Choclit cake

6 Likes