I cannot fault you there @PleasureDrone you must always look after the dog and of course if the vet is gorgeous its a bonus. There are some very nice vets around.
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Until a few years ago I had only done pub/bar work which felt kinda sexy if it was going well 
you might get the occasional bit of flirting from a pretty girl but the ones I had to watch out for was the randy middle aged women 
They could not get enough of me 
hear a group of them come in for a hen party and my colleagues would say “I think these ones are for you mate!” My options were run and hide or turn on the charm and make some tips!!!
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I gave so many pairs of my pants away to hen parties with those ‘scavenger hunt’ lists. 
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I’m sure a bum in the air has made some things come up 
. Unfortunately my IT department is like something out of the IT crowd. Better to have a bum than not showing anything at all.
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I used to play guitar semi pro in a few pub and club bands. Women in a group certainly know how to have a good time but you’ve got to watch them like a hawk.
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I dress up like a pilot. People on dating apps often liked the look of it, however no one has really got to enjoy it in that way yet …
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I’m a teacher.
Fantasy: tight pencil skirt, low-cut blouse, glasses, sex on the desk.
Reality: underpaid, stressed, overworked, wearing stretchy pants and a t-shirt covered in paint and sick.
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I’m a chef, definitely nothing sexy about my kitchen whites 
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“Now pay attention double-oh-sixty-nine, if you use this incorrectly, you can bring yourself to orgasm. Double-oh-sixty-nine?Double-oh-sixty-nine?! Oh no, not another one…”
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About a million years ago I built street race cars for a rather popular local rock band and often hung out with them as they practiced . Twice on short noticed they called me up and asked if I could stand in for their lead singer . I had a lot of fun singing and the fringe benefits . Only down side was I somewhat tore up my vocal cords . Memories .
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