Shag: Idris Elba
Marry: Fabian Schar
FOIWMH: Jake Paul
Fuck Patrica arquette
Marry Jenifer Aniston
FOIWMY emma Watson
Are you my OH??? Nigella and Kate are absolutely his two picks… though the other way around. Shag Kate and Marry Nigella for the yummy cooking too!
I’m not that fussy, I’d shag or marry either of them to be honest
Mr B
Fuck : Stefania Ferrario
Marry : Jennifer Lawrence
FOIWMY : Kardashians
Mrs B
Fuck : Vin Diesel
Marry : Guy Martin
FOIWMY : Ben Stiller
Shag- Rege-Jean Page
Marry- Marcus Rashford
FOIWMH- Andrew Tate
Shag - Amanda Holden
Marry - Kate Beckinsale
FOIWMH - Katie Price
Shag-Monica Bellucci
Marry-Salma Hayek
FOIWMH-Any vacuous, plastic Love Island type.
I’d marry Nigella simple to cook for me in bondage gear. Imagine - having her to play with
True - anyone from the Love Island programs should be avoided at all costs.
Shag- Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Marry - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
FOIWMH- Piers Morgan
I know I’ve picked him for two things, shag him first then marry
Shag-Brad Pitt (especially when he is a bit grubby)
Marry- Ryan Reynolds
FOIWMH- Leonado Di Caprio
Musicians
Shag - Britney Spears (omg, I wanna sit on her face!)
Marry - Taylor Swift (she’s adorable, and somebody needs to break her out of her dark side)
FOIWMH - Mariah Carey (I find her voice annoying)
Politicians
Shag - Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (dislike her views, but she’s cute)
Marry - Kyrsten Sinema (delicious blonde…and she’s bi )
FOIWMH - dear me, too many to list
Actors
Shag - Jennifer Aniston (I probably watched too much Friends)
Marry - Gina Carano (oh, my my)
FOIWMH - Emma Watson
Shag - maura higgins
Marry - holly Willoughby
Foiwmh - katie price
Shag- Channing Tatum
Marry- Tom Hardy
Fuck off im washing my hair…….MIKE MYERS can’t stand him
Think i need to go the gym… Cant be arsed, to busy cooking…
Shag - Scarlett Johansson
Marry - Jodie Comer
Foiwmh - Katie Price