Shag... Marry.... Fuck off , I'm washing my hair!

Shag: Idris Elba
Marry: Fabian Schar
FOIWMH: Jake Paul

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OMG @SteelA1
YES,YES AND MOST DEFINITELY YES :+1:

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Fuck Patrica arquette
Marry Jenifer Aniston
FOIWMY emma Watson

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Are you my OH??? :rofl: Nigella and Kate are absolutely his two picks… though the other way around. Shag Kate and Marry Nigella for the yummy cooking too!

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I’m not that fussy, I’d shag or marry either of them to be honest :joy:

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Mr B
Fuck : Stefania Ferrario
Marry : Jennifer Lawrence
FOIWMY : Kardashians

Mrs B
Fuck : Vin Diesel
Marry : Guy Martin
FOIWMY : Ben Stiller

Shag- Rege-Jean Page
Marry- Marcus Rashford
FOIWMH- Andrew Tate

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Shag - Amanda Holden
Marry - Kate Beckinsale
FOIWMH - Katie Price

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Shag-Monica Bellucci
Marry-Salma Hayek
FOIWMH-Any vacuous, plastic Love Island type.

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I’d marry Nigella simple to cook for me in bondage gear. Imagine - having her to play with :joy::kissing_heart:

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True - anyone from the Love Island programs should be avoided at all costs.

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Shag- Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Marry - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
FOIWMH- Piers Morgan
I know I’ve picked him for two things, shag him first then marry :rofl:

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Shag-Brad Pitt (especially when he is a bit grubby)
Marry- Ryan Reynolds
FOIWMH- Leonado Di Caprio

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Musicians
Shag - Britney Spears (omg, I wanna sit on her face!)
Marry - Taylor Swift (she’s adorable, and somebody needs to break her out of her dark side)
FOIWMH - Mariah Carey (I find her voice annoying)

Politicians
Shag - Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (dislike her views, but she’s cute)
Marry - Kyrsten Sinema (delicious blonde…and she’s bi :wink: )
FOIWMH - dear me, too many to list :joy:

Actors
Shag - Jennifer Aniston (I probably watched too much Friends)
Marry - Gina Carano (oh, my my)
FOIWMH - Emma Watson

Shag - maura higgins
Marry - holly Willoughby
Foiwmh - katie price

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Shag- Channing Tatum
Marry- Tom Hardy
Fuck off im washing my hair…….MIKE MYERS can’t stand him

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Think i need to go the gym… Cant be arsed, to busy cooking…

Shag - Scarlett Johansson
Marry - Jodie Comer
Foiwmh - Katie Price