Has anyone perfected the art of silent masturbation whilst your partner is asleep beside you. I sometimes wake up so dam horny and need to cum. But respect the sleep she needs
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I would t say I’ve perfected it, but have been able to pleasure myself next to her without waking her. Once, a few months ago, I did it, had an orgasm, and must have made a bit of noise. She reached out with her hand and touched my arm. The next morning she asked if I had a bad dream the night before. I said i did, not wanting to tell her it was actually an orgasm.
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More often than I care to admit 
I’ll “silent scream” by clenching my stomach then let it out as a sigh
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Usually, when I cum like that, I will tense my whole body and hold my breath. If the orgasm is strong it really is difficult to not make any noise.
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Try to stimulate yourself with your imagination as much as possible over hands. Obviously toys are not a good choice in this situation!
I once was on holiday with my sister and we were sharing a room with twin beds and her bed was next to mine and I couldn’t get to sleep and got very horny as I hadn’t sorted myself out for a few days.
Anyway, I started touching and tried to make it happen as quick as possible, but the little monster ended up taking forever and it ended up being a legs everywhere noisy job. Big sis rolled around a few times in her sleep, she’s never mentioned the subject up so I’m hoping she didn’t notice but that was a dicey situation.
At least with you being married, in the worst case if you wake her up you can always drop a hint for her to finish you off! Only joking X
Han
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I’d love for that to happen actually. Though, she hasn’t seemed to be that interested in participating. And, given my recent difficulty reaching orgasm, it might be intimidating for her to want to step in and help.
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It that I’ve ever done it with someone in the same room but living in a 3 bed small house with thin walls, I’ve definitely mastered the skill of silence!
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If im being honest I have done this many many times while my wife is has been sleeping next to me in the 30+ years we have been together
Normally early morning 
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Yes I can do silent. I can’t do near motionless.
I can keep the main masturbation action minimal by using more of a massage technique with my fingers, and the lube we always have by the bed, but when I start getting close there’s no telling what my legs, head and torso are going to do. They have a mind of their own.
My OH sometimes talks in her sleep and one night shouted at the top her voice “Stop that F*cking shaking!!”. She was immediately snoring again, so I didn’t.
The worst thing is knowing what to do with cum if you’re not fully prepared. Its always more awkward if she rolls over into a cold wet patch, or puts her arm or hand on your belly and chest.
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Yes. There’s certain times when an orgasm feels really sharp, localised and intense and that also has me silent screaming. Love it.
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No problem with the wet spot for me. I don’t ejaculate so no mess to deal with. Years ago, with my ex wife, I would sometimes cum on her leg or bum when she was sleeping. We weren’t having sex so I was including her in the event to some degree. I am not sure she ever even noticed it.
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Not necessarily in bed, but if i masturbate in the shower & i cum, i have to be very quiet - not sure how i manage it if i’m honest !!
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@user1767 how come you have to be quiet in the shower?
I wake with an erection most days and will masterbate in bed. I try and do it slowly so I dont wake mrs bustywife if she wakes she’ll either offer help or tell me to sort myself out
She would probably be horrified. I don’t know really, she’d probably wonder what i was doing !
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You must cum quickly if you’re doing it in the shower. Or, you get a heck of a water bill !
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The imagination is the best toy ever, I use it quite a lot
Very true
Was on a weekend away with a boyfriend once when I got food poisoning that put me totally out of action. While I was curled up in the corner of the bed, I’m pretty sure he sorted himself out (I was far too ill to join in). He was doing well but a little grunt at the end gave him away. Then he got up to go to the bathroom so I guess that’s what he was up to but I never asked.
A few, times then got caught mid cum. OH knows I still do it, I just enjoy the naughtiness of it, hoping not to get caught just adds to the excitement. Now if OH wakes up I just carry on and cum on her bum if she allows. Then I’ve to clean up. But that’s another forum thread.