Ok so today should be the day I’m buzzing, but I finished work early last night 
say no more 
which got me thinking (bad for me I know) but what song titles would you love to change with a sexy twist?
For me it would be Status Quo and Buzzin’ All Over The World…some of the lyrics actually fit in nicely too
Happy Tuesday, and Happy New Toys Day for all of you eagerly waiting on the postie 
Whenever I hear “Venus as a boy” by Björk and in particular the line “He’s Venus as a boy” I think it should really be “His penis is a joy” 
Total self promotion but I’m just going to link to my version of Cliff’s festive favourite, Dildos and Wine
@Peitho that’s brilliant, well done
Well @james2511 you ain’t wrong
Could be another festive fav…wanking in the air
@darkelee now I have mental images of a very happy snowman
Don’t need to change the title but Plug In Baby by Muse had always put me in mind of electric wands!
Oh 
I haven’t got any wands yet but Alexa will be playing that song tomorrow because I don’t know it 