Songs About Masturbation

So we all know that there are probably a million and one songs about sex, but what about songs on masturbation?

For this thread, I want everyone to make a list of the songs they know are about solo sex. I think this can be fun and you may even get to listen to a great song or two.

Here are the one's I know of to get this started:

- Solo by Clean Bandit

- Turning Japanese by The Vapors

- Body Of My Own by Charli XCX

- I Touch Myself by Divinyls

- Dancin' in Circles by Lady Gaga (she does have quite a few songs that mention masturbation, though)

- Fingers by P!nk

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Billy connolly did one 🤣🤣

One and only song by Ivor Biggun "Doc Cox"

I'm a wanker

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DanceswithPenguins wrote:

One and only song by Ivor Biggun "Doc Cox"

I'm a wanker

Ivor Biggun and the red nose burglars

b/side was Readers Wives

Sally (Be My Girl) by The Police is about a blow up doll, if that counts?

Roxy Music-In Every Dream Home A Heartache is too!

Dancing with myself...Billy Idol??

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CurvyJilly34F wrote:

Dancing with myself...Billy Idol??

Was about dancing with yourself, derived from a Japanese disco where people would dance infront of mirrors.

You were AWOL for a while ;)

She Bop Cyndi Lauper

Motörhead...red raw

Robert Shimmel - I'm so good in bed

HunnyMonster29 wrote:

- I Touch Myself by Divinyls

I love that song. Always have done. I'm going to have to put it on now.

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Michael Jackson...beat it

Palm Of Your Hand by Buzzcocks

"My temperature shoots up to one hundred degrees It's manual automatic makes me weak at the knees My craving feeds at the palm of your hand Executive attention yes the kind that relieves You've got the instruments of pleasure at the end of your sleeves

My craving feeds at the palm of your hand, palm of your hand "

Not masturbation, but I think Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is an ode to orgasm, if you listen to all the verses and understand the references...

T-Boz (TLC): Touch myself - 1996

Look at me inserting a link - thanks @discobot for the tutorial

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

For the love of jacket potatoes and cheese, don’t start chucking that name about willy nilly. He’s harder to shake than I am. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Love Myself by Hailee Steinfield

U + Ur Hand by Pink :smile: