SOOO, Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated :)

On a train coming home from work. I was at one end of the carriage, and there were about 6 people at the other end so I don't think anyone saw me.

Oh and at work the other day. Nobody noticed :)

On my ex's parents bed, was sleeping in there while they were away, my ex was drunk and asleep.. and I was horny..

Thank god they never found out!

I love the water, so I few of my more daring/odder places have been H2Oh my moments.

Lets see, Jacuzi jets obviously.

OOOOOooo in a sauna/steam room when I was 17, hmmm, I got caught by the massuse,... I kind of hoped he would join me, but he was ever so professional. Just shutthe door and left me too it.

And erm my favourite was in the sea, in eygpt.... it was very hot, my skin was baking. I was sitting in the shallows on the beach, all alone,....the cool waves were lapping between my legs, I was very horney and I was strumming my fingers over this smooth pebble. So i picked it up and began to stroke my clit with it, It was SO cold, and the thought of being caught, or someone seeing... I kept the pebble. Its in a dish in the bathroom. It always makes me smile.

hmm * looking at flights to Hurgarda * i could do with some winter sun.

xMx

I had someone give me a blowjob (not to completion) on the roof of a Church in Finland last year.

After spending all of my childhood in Catholic schools, it felt deliciously decandent :D

As for self-pleasure, probably the toilets at work!

In a tent at Glastonbury whilst 3 female friends and 2 male friends slept in the same tent. One of my female friends was led on my chest at the time sleeping.

Lots of places, but the naughtiest was probably Stonehenge

Honeytongue wrote:

Lots of places, but the naughtiest was probably Stonehenge

Bet your were not the first LOL. But the druids and Pagen ritualist had a bit of fun their in the past LOL.

In bed next to a work colleague whilst she was having sex with some random she pulled. Very drunk night out!

By the side of a lak when i was about 15 we had all been drinking cider and got horny so went for it.

hi all havnt been on for a while , dont think its weird but i love wetlook and went for a walk , found stream and got in clothed , and then sat on the bank after and had one x

In Italy growing up as a young very teen!

Sounds really Gay but I am straight !

a group of us would get a boat out and go into the middle of the sea and talk about girls or fetishes sometimes have a porno mag and just wank off LOL shooting our loads into the sea !

naughtywildfun90 wrote:

in my bedroom window :-) xx

this^ love the thought that someone can see me ... :)

In the sauna of a friends summer house in Finland after a long day of drinking and celebrating midsummer :)

Did in work once, was working late though!

In front of windows is a bit of a recurrent one for me...

top deck of a bus

And been masturbated by someone else in a bar and a bus station at night (classy bird I know)... And my personal favourite, last weekend, when my partner/Master fingered me and a friend at the open window of our living room as we knelt on the sofa! We were trying so hard not to cry out!

weirdest place i have masturbated hmmm

in my local library there was this gorgeous girl reading a art book and making notes and i was peaking through one the gaps looking at her and her chest cause she was wearing a very low cut it looked like she would fall out at any minute, i got caught by one of the staff who then went and told my mum who was also working in the library, i was banned from there and she was extremely angry and embarrassed for the next few weeks whilst everyone kept reminding her.

Hi, Kream side of Kitty Kream here.

Mmm what one do I pick, on the train, in the toilet, two in the queue when I 'came' back out