Afternoon guys and girls!
So I think I've got a chest infection again, should probably go to the GP but they only ever tell me the same thing anyway so not much point really. Anyway, I could do with some cheering up!
I need some terribly punny/wordplay jokes. Anybody up to the challenge? I'll start with one of my favourites:
Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
Because it's too wet to woo!
I'm no good at that sort of thing but I hope you feel better soon VioletWolf! And if you don't improve in the next couple of days you must go to the doctors. x
ill as hell too....and on my sodding birthday! Had it all bank holiday. bah!
I'm rubbish at jokes......but I really hope you feel better soon, sending hugs xx
And Happy birthday scarab9, sorry to hear you're poorly on your birthday x
Oh me too scarab! Was my birthday yesterday! Hope you feel better soon, and happy birthday!! 🎂🎁🎈🎊
Hi Chuck
I think with a chest infection then you ought to go to your GP . You might need some anti biotics to kill the infection .
Unless of course that, if you have been diagnosed with a viral infection .
Get well soon Vw ❤💕
Xx
Some of my favorites:
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms.
Going vegetarian is a missed steak.
Went to the Drs this morning, complete waste of time. As per.
Ha! Missed steak, love it 😂