Sunday night Kinky Questionnaire

Male. 74

What was your first sex toy?
Small plastic vibrator

What was the last toy you bought?
Fierce leather look bra

What is your favourite sex position?
Cowgirl

Where do you most like to be touched?
Nipples

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Either

Do you watch porn?
Yes

What makes you feel sexy?
Cross dressing

What makes you feel desired?
Cross dressing

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
Rotating vacuum cup breast stimulators

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
Roll on deodorant

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
Being mummifyed in cling film and tortured.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Nipple play

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
On a barge

What’s your favourite part of your body?
Nipples

Have you ever been caught having sex?
When much younger

Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Yes

Have you ever made a sex tape?
No

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Many

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What was your first sex toy?

A small bullet

What was the last toy you bought?

7 inch beaded Glass Dildo

What is your favourite sex position?

Anywhere bent over (Doggy)

Where do you most like to be touched?

Nipples, maybe.

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

I much prefer our mood lighting and under glow LED strips which react to sound :zany_face:

Do you watch porn?

Yes.

What makes you feel sexy?

My ever growing Lingerie Collection.

What makes you feel desired?

When he gives me that look :drooling_face:

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

Right now, Wand. Previously Womanizer.

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

The small tool which goes on the vacuum or a frozen cucumber.

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Either sex outside or a Blowjob in a Tesco shopping trolley bay on the way home from a night out.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Oral.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Either in the woods or beach :umbrella_on_ground:

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Arse or Boobs.

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes I was bent over a tree and a man with his dog came walking past - I’ll never forget the look on the poor mans face :rofl:

Note to self, next time be careful in daylight.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

Yes.

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes, multiple.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

See above :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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What was your first sex toy?

Cheap hard plastic vibrator

What was the last toy you bought?

Rose clitoral suction toy

What is your favourite sex position?

Reverse Cowgirl

Where do you most like to be touched?

Back of Neck, Ears, Inner thighs

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

Lights on or daylight

Do you watch porn?

Yes.

What makes you feel sexy?

Good lingerie or being naked.

What makes you feel desired?

When he is eating my :cat_face:

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

Wand or peach clitoral suction toy

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

Banana

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Outdoor sex in a local wood

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Oral.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

In a wood or on a train

What’s your favourite part of your body

Boobs and legs.

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes, Brother walked in on me and my partner at it on my mother’s sofa.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

No

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes, but they were rubbish and ruined the moment

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Caught by a rambling group mid-shag in the local woods.

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@DLJL. Please, please tell us you didn’t stop when the ramblers walked past. :joy:

Im visualising your partners ass going like a fiddlers elbow….. then the wooly hat, rucksack gang walk past :joy:

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I was holding on to tree at the time whilst he took me from behind. Luckily the ferns were of sufficient height to cover most of the action, but as I recall it put him off his stroke a little.

The ramblers were a mixture of amused/impressed and disgusted.

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@DLJL:clap: for the amusused and impressed. :fu: for the disgusted.

Great story :+1:

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What was your first sex toy? A cheap pink plastic 80s vibrator. It was hideous.
What was the last toy you bought? Boner briefs for Sexterminatrix (well, for me too lol)
What is your favourite sex position? Any.
Where do you most like to be touched? Balls and nipples.
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? It matters not one little bit.
Do you watch porn? Oh yes.
What makes you feel sexy? Being naked and caged.
What makes you feel desired? A vigorous pegging.
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Definitely the boner briefs, but also my spiked ball stretcher.
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? A plastic ruler and a Bali bottle opener. You know the ones..!
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? The things I do now with Sexterminatrix.
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Naked servant.
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? On a public beach.
What’s your favourite part of your body? My little buddy!
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes, by the local constabulary.
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Only in pornos.
Have you ever made a sex tape? Oh yes.
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? Being caught in the act by the constabulary.

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What was your first sex toy.

A cheap plastic vibrator.

What was the last toy you bought.

An 8 inch unicorn dildo.

What is your favourite sex position.

Doggy style but she thinks we’re too old for it.

Where do you most like to be touched.

Penis nipples and bum.

Do you like sex with the lights on or off.

On.

Do you watch porn.

Yes.

What makes you feel sexy.

Wearing thongs.

What makes you feel desired.

Her grabbing my ass.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex.

The strap-on.

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy.

The handle of a plunger.

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done.

Sex on a chair in the backyard.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay.

Her putting her phone down.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex.

On a pontoon boat that was docked.

What’s your favourite part of your body.

My upper torso.

Have you ever been caught having sex.

Not red handed.

Have you ever watched someone having sex.

No.

Have you ever made a sex tape.

Yes.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience.

Yes the first time someone found our toys,

seem silly now.

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For you to copy and paste… :wink: why thank you :star_struck:

What was your first sex toy?

A cheap cock ring bought from a vending machine at service station on A1

What was the last toy you bought?

Beginners pegging set up

What is your favourite sex position?

Scissors
Where do you most like to be touched?

Penis
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

On
Do you watch porn?

Sometimes
What makes you feel sexy?

Lingerie and swimsuits
What makes you feel desired?

I don’t think I ever feel desired :disappointed_face:

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

Vibe bullet
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

Hoover
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Hand job in a lay-by (very dull I know!!)
What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Laying in some satin briefs having my wife run her fingers across my shaft

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Back of a car

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Penis

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Not really
Have you ever watched someone havingsex?

No
Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes, I find it very exciting

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Only accidentally farting at a bad moment :man_facepalming:

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What was your first sex toy? Vibrating wand for the Mrs
What was the last toy you bought? Just ordered king cock 8.5 inch dildo and girthy penis sleeve (instead of condoms)
What is your favourite sex position? Doggystyle
Where do you most like to be touched? Anywhere
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? On
Do you watch porn? Occasionally
What makes you feel sexy? I’ve never felt sexy in my life (male with a low opinion of my looks)
What makes you feel desired? Affection and being wanted.
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Any of them
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? Probably a power tool with a dildo attached to it. (On the Mrs)
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Had sex on a bowling green at 10 o’clock on an autumn evening.
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Edging probably
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? In the snow
What’s your favourite part of your body? Probably my penis
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Yes
Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? Nope, I don’t get embarrassed very easily

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What was your first sex toy? A 6” suction dildo I bought in college that I still have!

What was the last toy you bought? I think a 13” double to share…

What is your favourite sex position? I really do mix it up a lot but I think missionary is underrated. I get off the best to it.

Where do you most like to be touched? Not counting my pussy, my neck

Do you like sex with the lights on or off? On!

Do you watch porn? Absolutely!

What makes you feel sexy? Being watched. Dirty talk. Being controlled.

What makes you feel desired? Honestly the same.

What’s your favorite toy to use during sex? Sometimes we’ll bring out my vibrator or dildo when we want some 3some play without another partner.

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? Yikes um, hair brush, marker, corner of my bed growing up. Then I did things with other things that were def not acting as sex toys….

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Had my first GB when I was in college.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Oral. I absolutely love oral play

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? I don’t know how unusual these are: car, hiking trail, cove on a beach, party bathrooms, bridal suite at a wedding.

What’s your favourite part of your body? My boobs :joy:

Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes tons!

Have you ever watched someone having sex? Definitely and it is so hot.

Have you ever made a sex tape? A few long ones yes and with better and better phones, mostly short fun clips.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? It is unbelievable yes

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What was your first sex toy?
A pink almost see through jelly style dildo

What was the last toy you bought?
Some nipple clamps, more vicious than my other ones.

What is your favourite sex position?
Anything Cowgirl, whether normal or reverse, dirty or not.

Where do you most like to be touched?
Anywhere between my legs

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Lights of some form on.

Do you watch porn?
Occasionally.

What makes you feel sexy?
A long lingering touch, the sexier place the better.

What makes you feel desired?
When someone does something to make me cum, where the only thing in it for them is making me cum.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
My strap-on harness. Rolling orgasms, here I come!

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
Cake?

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
Eight man gang-bang probably.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Filthy things, whispered in my ear, whilst a boob is held in a firm grip.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
In a skip. An empty one.

What’s your favourite part of your body?
Boobs. Because of the effect they have on people.

Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. We didn’t stop.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Lots

Have you ever made a sex tape?
Oh yes, a number of them.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Yes, being walked in on in a hotel room by a cleaner who doesn’t understand the meaning of “Do Not Disturb”. I was face down on the bed (head by the foot of the bed), with my husband shagging my ass. I ordered him to not stop as she opened the door.

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