Sunday night Kinky Questionnaire

Sex Tips & Talk
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So sat here with the wife and we started talking about some of our favourites so we thought we’d send a Sunday funday questionnaire… Enjoy

We’ll obviously go first… My wife answer is first followed by mine, some are joint

What was your first sex toy? Bullet Vibe
What was the last toy you bought? Womaniser Duo
What is your favourite sex position? Missionary & Missionary but legs raised
Where do you most like to be touched? Nipples, Penis
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? On for both of us
Do you watch porn? Not really that often
What makes you feel sexy? When my husband compliments me, when my wife wants me
What makes you feel desired? that look he gives me when he wants me, her kisses
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Desire Wand / P Spot massager
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? a carrot
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Sex in public wide open space
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Oral sex from him / Kissing
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Disneyland Paris
What’s your favourite part of your body? My boobs / Shoulders
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes my sister walked in on my husband going down on me
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Only in a sex club
Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes a couple
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? As above sister walking in on us

For you to copy and paste… :wink:

What was your first sex toy?
What was the last toy you bought?
What is your favourite sex position?
Where do you most like to be touched?
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Do you watch porn?
What makes you feel sexy?
What makes you feel desired?
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
What’s your favourite part of your body?
Have you ever been caught having sex?
Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Have you ever made a sex tape?
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

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Any suggestion of sexual activity before the age of 18, will be removed by the moderators as it is against forum rules.

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Oh gosh yes, I’m so sorry. I will remove

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Thank you @DLJL I’d totally missed that. was complete accident

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What was your first sex toy?

It was a weird pressure pad massagertype thing. Advertised as a “personal massager”, except I found it most beneficial for massaging very personal places.

What was the last toy you bought?

Lovehoney Humdinger rechargeable clitoral vibrator.

What is your favourite sex position?

Cowgirl, especially on the sofa :smiling_face_with_horns:

Where do you most like to be touched?

My breasts are super sensitive so I love them played with. They do not get enough love.

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

Mood lighting all the way.

Do you watch porn?

Not really, I prefer mental stimulation.

What makes you feel sexy?

Black lace and a feminine perfume.

What makes you feel desired?

When guys talk to me like they’re not going to let me escape. Like they’re the predator and I’m their prey (as long as it’s consensual not creepy!).

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

A blindfold

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

A bunch of short cable ties secured with a rubber band, as a coarse tickler - it kind of works! You’re welcome :wink:

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

It’s between a handjob on the river bank or a blowjob in the woods…

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Intentional wordsmithery and lots of eye contact.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Meh I’m boring in that regard. Very nearly once in the woods though…

What’s your favourite part of your body?

My.boobs, they may be small but they’re perky, sensitive and fun to play with :grin:

Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh my god yes! Although fortunately he didn’t realise. So backstory: I lived with my Nan as a secondary carer (Mum was primary, Nan hated men after Grandad passed) from ages 18-22. Nan had Alzheimer’s, so we had an extension built with a living area/kitchenette and bedroom for her to live in (it was cheaper than an annexe, or something) and we took occupancy of her house and cared for her. It was also decided that when Nan passed/went into residential care, I would occupy the extension.

So the time came for me to move into the extension, except that by the time I inherited it, it was less (sort of) self-contained flat and more kitchen extension with a side bedroom - the microwave oven was gone, the kirchen cupboards were filled with Mum’s stuff and the fridge/freezer too was for stuff that wasn’t mine. There was a dishwasher in the extension now too, even though my mother’s kitchen is more than big enough to hold such an appliance with ease. Keep that in mind, because it’s important here.

So my boyfriend (now hushand) and I are in the bedroom area snd he’s drilling into my womb like there’s no love between us, and my father walks into the living area to load the dishwasher and starts a conversation with me through the (fortunately closed) door! My boyfriend pulled out so fast, I thiught he was going to invert me. Fortunately Dad never did know about the time he almost caught his future son-in-law balls deep in his one and only daughter!

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

Nof deliberately, but I used to have neighbours who would get drunk/high snd have rowdy orgies in the communal garden late into the evening/morning, so yay for that. The police weren’t interested as it’s technically a “private” space and nobody wanted to record them to give our landlord proof.

The upside to a blowjob from her was that she didn’t have a tooth in her mouth…

Have you ever made a sex tape?

No but we have talked about it

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Apart from the time my husband confused alcohol gel for lube? Not really.

Oh, and the guy who went down on me like a cat at a saucer of milk. The reaction is always the same, but it’s funny :joy:

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What was your first sex toy?
She bought me a butt plug (if we aren’t counting things like restraints)

What was the last toy you bought?
Fleshlight

What is your favourite sex position?
Her on top

Where do you most like to be touched?
Balls

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
On

Do you watch porn?
Yes

What makes you feel sexy?
Wearing latex

What makes you feel desired?
Her rimming me

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
Butt plug

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
Drill

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
Went away for a weeks conference for work and shagged a colleague senseless for the whole week to the point where we were both sore. I remember tying her to the wardrobe and shagging her ass hard as she tried to stifle her moaning. It must have been dead obvious we were shagging each other as we were both utterly knackered - but just blamed the beds being so uncomfortable, it was impossible to sleep.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Going out in public where we can’t touch each other and egging each other on, telling each other what we want to do to each other.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
Scuba diving, sneaky bj in the Florida Keys on a reef.

What’s your favourite part of your body?
My bum looks amazing apparently… so I guess it’s worked well for me

Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. Numerous times. Oops.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Yes.

Have you ever made a sex tape?
Plenty. Just for personal pleasure.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Me and my partner had gone away for some rubbery kinky sex (think full on latex, breathing gear with full face masks and cylinders) at a very conservative hotel. We sprayed some aerosol based silicon shine for the camera… and set off the silent fire alarm system. Cue a bunch of folk entering the room to put out the “fire”. I dont think the staff really wanted us there after that - although I do remember the one girl looking at my partner looking quite jealous. I’m pretty sure she was thinking “you damn lucky kinky b1tch!” :-p

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What was your first sex toy? - Mantric Rechargeable P-Spot Probe Vibrator

What was the last toy you bought? - Lovehoney Jewelled Heart Metal Large Butt Plug 3.5 Inch

What is your favourite sex position? - yet to discover!

Where do you most like to be touched? - nipples, waist, ass or thighs

Do you like sex with the lights on or off? - either, I’m not fussed

Do you watch porn? - yes!

What makes you feel sexy? - nice underwear, compliments

What makes you feel desired? - when hot guys give me attention and genuinely make effort to want to meet me and follow through with more than one date.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? - bullet vibe or massage gun

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? - hairbrush, deodorant…

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? - had naked dalliance on side of a forest road, standing naked outside the car while playing about.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay? - wrestling!

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? - back of a van in a carpark

What’s your favourite part of your body? - my eyes

Have you ever been caught having sex? - no as yet!

Have you ever watched someone having sex? - only on porn

Have you ever made a sex tape? - nope

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? - yes a few…

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What was your first sex toy? Fleshlight Quickshot

What was the last toy you bought? Dragon tentacle dildo

What is your favourite sex position? Riding my wife’s strap-on in cowgirl

Where do you most like to be touched? My penis and nipples

Do you like sex with the lights on or off? Either

Do you watch porn? Yes

What makes you feel sexy? Being dressed in stockings, suspenders, knickers and bra with breast pads

What makes you feel desired? Wearing lingerie that she’s bought for me

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? A roll on deodorant
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Rimming my wife and having Golden Showers

What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Hand stimulation

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? On the balcony of the Grand Hotel by Lake Magiore

What’s your favourite part of your body? My legs in stockings

Have you ever been caught having sex? Once, in my late teens. At a party, by the parents of the host.

Have you ever watched someone having sex? No

Have you ever made a sex tape? No

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience I’ve been having sex for 55 years now so I must have had but I can’t bring anything to mind.

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What was your first sex toy? A cheap plastic vibrator (Ex wife)
What was the last toy you bought? Womanizer next clitoral suction stimulator
What is your favourite sex position? Missionary (I love the view)
Where do you most like to be touched? Balls
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? Definitely on
Do you watch porn? Yes
What makes you feel sexy? Teasing my OH or being teased
What makes you feel desired? Cuddling & kissing
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Whatever comes to hand
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? The handle of a hair brush
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Anal sex with my current partner
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Oral
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Floodlit beach
What’s your favourite part of your body? Breasts
Have you ever been caught having sex? No, but almost
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Yes
Have you ever made a sex tape? Not yet
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? My set son almost caught us getting it on outside when we came home from a night out and were a little tipsy. My OH just had enough time to put my manhood away.

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What was your first sex toy - Vibrating cock ring
What was the last toy you bought? - Njoy wand in quest for super prostate orgasm
What is your favourite sex position? - cow girl
Where do you most like to be touched? - balls, cock and ass
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?- off
Do you watch porn? - yes
What makes you feel sexy? - wearing cock ring, glans ring or sexy underwear
What makes you feel desired? - OH making first move
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? - butt plug
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? hmm,
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? - hand job in museum
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? - plain old touch
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? - woods
What’s your favourite part of your body? - cock
Have you ever been caught having sex? - not so far as I am aware
Have you ever watched someone having sex? - porn and sex show in Amsterdam and Bangkok
Have you ever made a sex tape? - nope
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience - on reflection I am sure I have but cannot immediately recall

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Suspect this might be pretty vanilla…

What was your first sex toy? - Vibrating cock ring
What was the last toy you bought? - Wireless cock ring
What is your favourite sex position? - cowgirl
Where do you most like to be touched? - Penis
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? - On
Do you watch porn? - Yes
What makes you feel sexy? - Being appreciated
What makes you feel desired? - OH making the first move and/or their reaction during sex
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? - Vibrating cock ring
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? - Nothing!
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? - Outdoor sex in a very public place
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? - Watching my OH get ready (putting an outfit on)
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? - Outdoors, I will say no more!
What’s your favourite part of your body? - Butt
Have you ever been caught having sex? - Don’t think so…
Have you ever watched someone having sex? - No
Have you ever made a sex tape? - Yes, a few
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? - Not really, first time (ever) was embarrassing maybe but that’s probably common!

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Sorry? Where was the under 18 mentioned?

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@iwill It got removed by the OP

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What was your first sex toy? - a simple bullet vibe
What was the last toy you bought? - womaniser 4.0 and about to get a prostrate toy for hubby
What is your favourite sex position? - lady on top
Where do you most like to be touched? Boobs for her, nipples our neck for him
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? On, mood lighting
Do you watch porn? Yes , sometimes
What makes you feel sexy? Nice lingerie, feeling fit and well!
What makes you feel desired? There’s a look we give each other which sets us off.
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Probably our wand
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? Handle off a hairbrush
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Anal sex on a balcony on holiday
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Ranges from gently stroking to oral for each other
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Either in a car or on a beach
What’s your favourite part of your body? Boobs for her, chest for him
Have you ever been caught having sex? No
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Sadly not, but we’d like to!
Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes, but they have been a bit rubbish!
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? Fortunately not

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Sunday night Kinky Questionnaire

Sex Tips & Talk

What was your first sex toy?

Basic gard plastic twist on vibrator…wife was shocked but eventually came to love it….has a collection now.

What was the last toy you bought?

Anatomically correct vibrator…left home without our toys and had to find a sex shop in Fuengirola.

What is your favourite sex position?

Doggy, Cow girl.

Where do you most like to be touched?

Cock, balls, bum hole ( outside of it)

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

Definitely on.

Do you watch porn?

Hell yes..also together.

What makes you feel sexy?

Watching my wife lying around house naked…reading, looking at phone.

Or lying in bath with wife lying back against me , as i drizzle warm water down over her shoulders and boobs.

What makes you feel desired?

Wife appearing naked or in sexy lingerie unexpectedly .

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

Large rippled low frequency vibrator….discontinued now sadly, came as part of a set.

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

Heavy gold chain, drawing it up through wifes labia over her clitoris.

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Shagged at a hotel window .

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Clit licking and receiving BJ.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Changjng room of clothes dept in local supermarket….closed the changing rooms down now. Hope not because of us being naughty!!

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Chest and arms…do a fair bit of weights.

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes ….dogs wet nose on my ass mid thrust.

Mum brought us tea in my room unexpectedly. We were under duvet, dressed on top, naked from waist down

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

Yes …. Guy giving his GF a massage on nudist beach , but had his cock in her from behind.

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes, very short…wife nervous about it falling in to wrong hands ( phone hacked)

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

See caught having sex.

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@Purring-Pussy…I saw subject thread not long after it was posted…..hadn’t noticed the age related aspect.

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What was your first sex toy?

18yo, Cheap plastic vibrator for first girlfriend at – Lady Finger I think – wasn’t any good, but fair play to her for indulging me.

What was the last toy you bought?

LoveHoney Christmas order – first spreader bar, first butt plug, and first oral sex simulator

What is your favourite sex position?

Probably Hard Press, never fail to finish in that position

Where do you most like to be touched?

Honestly, anywhere – I’ve always said my wife’s got magic fingers, being gently caressed all over gets me instantly hard, and very wet very quickly

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

On, always.

Special mention to Premier Inn (!) – the low purple lighting makes it feel like a massage parlour, which is great as we always take that extra time for long massages when staying in a hotel.

Do you watch porn?

Hardly ever. And these days mainly of my wife.

What makes you feel sexy?

Funny one:

1 – Puma y-fronts. My wife loves me in them, keeping everything tight together, then loves making me spring out of them after some teasing.

2 – any boring pyjama trousers. For the opposite reason – I’m above average size, so wife loves seeing it so prominent swinging about as we go about our evening.

I do wish there were more options for male lingerie! So I could make the same effort as her.

What makes you feel desired?

The simple fact that my wife wanted me at all, and still wants me, every day. I’ve been told enough times I’m punching above my weight, but I’m quite happy with that.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

I’m looking forward to trying the new ones, but for my wife it’s definitely a simple wand, for the intensity of the orgasms.

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

Before the time of Fleshlights, I remember trying a toothpaste tube that squeezed up from the bottom, but it was too narrow.

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Maybe sex while mother-in-law was asleep in the same hotel room.

Or quickie in the toilets during a choir rehearsal!

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

See above my wife’s magic fingers.

Or when she teases my cock, balls and ass at the same time with a combination of hand, fingers and tongue.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Probably lakeside on a hot summer’s day in a national park, also briefly fell asleep afterwards, which was risky.

With wife, probably castle ruins near our first house (later proposed at that spot!)

What’s your favourite part of your body?

I do like my cock, as it is an ego boost, but probably my ass, and I think the wife would agree.

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes, at Uni.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

Does a live sex show count? We were tricked by a street salesman in Amsterdam!

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes, with ex at uni.

With wife, only of each other masturbating.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Very drunk one-night-stand – with a woman twice my age at a training/conference – had to stop to throw up. Then we carried on!

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What was your first sex toy?

Vibrating rabbit cock ring or automatic stroking penis massager (can’t remember which was first)

What was the last toy you bought?

Vibrating male wand which was a replacement for a broken one, before that the OH got me a vibrating prostate massager

What is your favourite sex position?

Sidewind Her or Doggy with her bent over something

Where do you most like to be touched?

Balls, dick, butt… the usual

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

On

Do you watch porn?

Yes

What makes you feel sexy?

Shaving pubic hair bare. Taking naked pics to send to her. Watching us have sex in the mirror.

What makes you feel desired?

When the OH goes to the trouble of dressing up in lingerie for me. When the OH takes nude pics or videos and sends them to me or a naughty text.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

Don’t really use toys for myself during sex often mainly solo but sometimes we will use the male wand…. Also love using the silicone dildo on her. Unless I can count the OHs sexy breasts as a sex toy :hot_face::rofl:

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

Orbital sander

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Fucked the OH from behind standing outside while she was bent over the front car seat on the side of the highway

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

So much. I love foreplay. Oral, both giving and receiving. We give each other lots of oily massages. Hot rock massages are our new favourite thing.

During foreplay when the OH vigorously strokes my cock for a few seconds then just as I’m starting to moan she stops, the denial drives me wild. Being kissed on the ear. Being smacked.. anywhere..ass, between the legs, being slapped lightly across the shaft of the dick feels amazing.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Probably not that unusual but recently in the river at a public campground. Water was so bloody cold though so it wasn’t for very long :rofl:

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Hmmm dunno .. ass maybe

Have you ever been caught having sex?

No

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

No

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Yes sort of

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Not really … apart from being too trigger happy on occasions … oops :pensive_face:

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What was your first sex toy? First purchased as a couple was a Doc Johnson purple jelly-style vibe.
What was the last toy you bought? Aneros Helix Syn.
What is your favourite sex position? Cowgirl.
Where do you most like to be touched? Love having my balls cupped/caressed, or when wife touches my chest/nipples.
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? Lamps on, overheads off.
Do you watch porn? No. Clean for 6 years in June.
What makes you feel sexy? Putting on a suit and tie, or when my wife is going down on me - after unbuttoning my suit and tie.
What makes you feel desired? When wifey says “I want you to fuck me.”
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? We-Vibe Melt - wife’s pleasure gets me off, but also I can feel her pussy humming and pulsing as she gets closer to her O, so I get good pleasure too. If I have to pick something specific to me - either silicone ball stretcher or silicone penis extender.
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? Wooden spatula we used as a “knife” during a CNC roleplay. Kitchen utensils have also been used as paddles. Otherwise in my young days I tried just about everything viscous I could find in the kitchen and bathrooms as lubes, to mixed results. Cooking oils are all quite pleasant; toothpaste less so.
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Wife gave me a blowjob in the back of a limo airport shuttle.
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Cunnilingus.
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Did it in my wife’s office once before the work-from-home days.
What’s your favourite part of your body? I’m rather fond of my penis, but I think I have nice arms, too.
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes. Most exposed was when I visited my wife at her grad school field research site (we had been apart for about 3 weeks) and immediately went to her shared bedroom in the rented house. She forgot that the lock on the door didn’t actually work, so one of her classmates barged in while my face was buried in her muff and immediately backed out! Before we married had several instances of being interrupted by parents knocking while we were exchanging oral and one time when getting at it in the carpark a cop interrupted us to tell us to move along.
Have you ever watched someone having sex? No. Closest would have been masturbating with a mate while at choir camp, but lights were out and he finished up quicker than me, so mostly it was he watched me in the dark.
Have you ever made a sex tape? Love having a collection of our sexcapades stashed.
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? I mean, depends on range of awkward and embarrassing. You don’t spend 20 years being intimate with the same person without getting off on the wrong foot occasionally. Erections not cooperating is a little embarrassing. Had the full gamut of run-ins with all manner of bodily fluids, unexpected bits of toilet paper, and sometimes you both set aside time to be sexy together and the mood just isn’t there. :man_shrugging:

ETA: What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Forgot to include the two hour car-ride I spent fingering my (now-wife) in the backseat while her parents drove. :grimacing: Might give the limo a run for its money…

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What was your first sex toy?
LH Fleshlight
What was the last toy you bought?
LH Extra large dildo & Bullet for my regular FB
What is your favourite sex position?
Doggie
Where do you most like to be touched?
Balls/willy
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Mood lighting
Do you watch porn?
Love it
What makes you feel sexy?
Being with a like minded lady
What makes you feel desired?
Being complimented
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
Wand
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
Cucumber
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
Having a good session whilst my partners mother was in the room asleep
What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Cunnilingus
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
Plane
What’s your favourite part of your body?
Legs
Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes hotel room maid came in whilst i was ball deep
Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Yes
Have you ever made a sex tape?
Photos yes but tape no
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Broke a bed in two in a family B&B in Spain! Had to explain to the owners

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