Sunday night Kinky Questionnaire

Sex Tips & Talk
1

So sat here with the wife and we started talking about some of our favourites so we thought we’d send a Sunday funday questionnaire… Enjoy

We’ll obviously go first… My wife answer is first followed by mine, some are joint

What was your first sex toy? Bullet Vibe
What was the last toy you bought? Womaniser Duo
What is your favourite sex position? Missionary & Missionary but legs raised
Where do you most like to be touched? Nipples, Penis
Do you like sex with the lights on or off? On for both of us
Do you watch porn? Not really that often
What makes you feel sexy? When my husband compliments me, when my wife wants me
What makes you feel desired? that look he gives me when he wants me, her kisses
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Desire Wand / P Spot massager
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? a carrot
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Sex in public wide open space
What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Oral sex from him / Kissing
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? Disneyland Paris
What’s your favourite part of your body? My boobs / Shoulders
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes my sister walked in on my husband going down on me
Have you ever watched someone having sex? Only in a sex club
Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes a couple
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? As above sister walking in on us

For you to copy and paste… :wink:

What was your first sex toy?
What was the last toy you bought?
What is your favourite sex position?
Where do you most like to be touched?
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Do you watch porn?
What makes you feel sexy?
What makes you feel desired?
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
What’s your favourite part of your body?
Have you ever been caught having sex?
Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Have you ever made a sex tape?
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

1 Like
2

Any suggestion of sexual activity before the age of 18, will be removed by the moderators as it is against forum rules.

1 Like
3

Oh gosh yes, I’m so sorry. I will remove

2 Likes
4

Thank you @DLJL I’d totally missed that. was complete accident

1 Like
5

What was your first sex toy?

It was a weird pressure pad massagertype thing. Advertised as a “personal massager”, except I found it most beneficial for massaging very personal places.

What was the last toy you bought?

Lovehoney Humdinger rechargeable clitoral vibrator.

What is your favourite sex position?

Cowgirl, especially on the sofa :smiling_face_with_horns:

Where do you most like to be touched?

My breasts are super sensitive so I love them played with. They do not get enough love.

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?

Mood lighting all the way.

Do you watch porn?

Not really, I prefer mental stimulation.

What makes you feel sexy?

Black lace and a feminine perfume.

What makes you feel desired?

When guys talk to me like they’re not going to let me escape. Like they’re the predator and I’m their prey (as long as it’s consensual not creepy!).

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?

A blindfold

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?

A bunch of short cable ties secured with a rubber band, as a coarse tickler - it kind of works! You’re welcome :wink:

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

It’s between a handjob on the river bank or a blowjob in the woods…

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?

Intentional wordsmithery and lots of eye contact.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?

Meh I’m boring in that regard. Very nearly once in the woods though…

What’s your favourite part of your body?

My.boobs, they may be small but they’re perky, sensitive and fun to play with :grin:

Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh my god yes! Although fortunately he didn’t realise. So backstory: I lived with my Nan as a secondary carer (Mum was primary, Nan hated men after Grandad passed) from ages 18-22. Nan had Alzheimer’s, so we had an extension built with a living area/kitchenette and bedroom for her to live in (it was cheaper than an annexe, or something) and we took occupancy of her house and cared for her. It was also decided that when Nan passed/went into residential care, I would occupy the extension.

So the time came for me to move into the extension, except that by the time I inherited it, it was less (sort of) self-contained flat and more kitchen extension with a side bedroom - the microwave oven was gone, the kirchen cupboards were filled with Mum’s stuff and the fridge/freezer too was for stuff that wasn’t mine. There was a dishwasher in the extension now too, even though my mother’s kitchen is more than big enough to hold such an appliance with ease. Keep that in mind, because it’s important here.

So my boyfriend (now hushand) and I are in the bedroom area snd he’s drilling into my womb like there’s no love between us, and my father walks into the living area to load the dishwasher and starts a conversation with me through the (fortunately closed) door! My boyfriend pulled out so fast, I thiught he was going to invert me. Fortunately Dad never did know about the time he almost caught his future son-in-law balls deep in his one and only daughter!

Have you ever watched someone having sex?

Nof deliberately, but I used to have neighbours who would get drunk/high snd have rowdy orgies in the communal garden late into the evening/morning, so yay for that. The police weren’t interested as it’s technically a “private” space and nobody wanted to record them to give our landlord proof.

The upside to a blowjob from her was that she didn’t have a tooth in her mouth…

Have you ever made a sex tape?

No but we have talked about it

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?

Apart from the time my husband confused alcohol gel for lube? Not really.

Oh, and the guy who went down on me like a cat at a saucer of milk. The reaction is always the same, but it’s funny :joy:

1 Like
6

What was your first sex toy?
She bought me a butt plug (if we aren’t counting things like restraints)

What was the last toy you bought?
Fleshlight

What is your favourite sex position?
Her on top

Where do you most like to be touched?
Balls

Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
On

Do you watch porn?
Yes

What makes you feel sexy?
Wearing latex

What makes you feel desired?
Her rimming me

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
Butt plug

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
Drill

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
Went away for a weeks conference for work and shagged a colleague senseless for the whole week to the point where we were both sore. I remember tying her to the wardrobe and shagging her ass hard as she tried to stifle her moaning. It must have been dead obvious we were shagging each other as we were both utterly knackered - but just blamed the beds being so uncomfortable, it was impossible to sleep.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Going out in public where we can’t touch each other and egging each other on, telling each other what we want to do to each other.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
Scuba diving, sneaky bj in the Florida Keys on a reef.

What’s your favourite part of your body?
My bum looks amazing apparently… so I guess it’s worked well for me

Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. Numerous times. Oops.

Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Yes.

Have you ever made a sex tape?
Plenty. Just for personal pleasure.

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Me and my partner had gone away for some rubbery kinky sex (think full on latex, breathing gear with full face masks and cylinders) at a very conservative hotel. We sprayed some aerosol based silicon shine for the camera… and set off the silent fire alarm system. Cue a bunch of folk entering the room to put out the “fire”. I dont think the staff really wanted us there after that - although I do remember the one girl looking at my partner looking quite jealous. I’m pretty sure she was thinking “you damn lucky kinky b1tch!” :-p

7

What was your first sex toy? - Mantric Rechargeable P-Spot Probe Vibrator

What was the last toy you bought? - Lovehoney Jewelled Heart Metal Large Butt Plug 3.5 Inch

What is your favourite sex position? - yet to discover!

Where do you most like to be touched? - nipples, waist, ass or thighs

Do you like sex with the lights on or off? - either, I’m not fussed

Do you watch porn? - yes!

What makes you feel sexy? - nice underwear, compliments

What makes you feel desired? - when hot guys give me attention and genuinely make effort to want to meet me and follow through with more than one date.

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? - bullet vibe or massage gun

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? - hairbrush, deodorant…

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? - had naked dalliance on side of a forest road, standing naked outside the car while playing about.

What’s your favourite type of foreplay? - wrestling!

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? - back of a van in a carpark

What’s your favourite part of your body? - my eyes

Have you ever been caught having sex? - no as yet!

Have you ever watched someone having sex? - only on porn

Have you ever made a sex tape? - nope

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience? - yes a few…

8

What was your first sex toy? Fleshlight Quickshot

What was the last toy you bought? Dragon tentacle dildo

What is your favourite sex position? Riding my wife’s strap-on in cowgirl

Where do you most like to be touched? My penis and nipples

Do you like sex with the lights on or off? Either

Do you watch porn? Yes

What makes you feel sexy? Being dressed in stockings, suspenders, knickers and bra with breast pads

What makes you feel desired? Wearing lingerie that she’s bought for me

What’s your favourite toy to use during sex? Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy? A roll on deodorant
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Rimming my wife and having Golden Showers

What’s your favourite type of foreplay? Hand stimulation

Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? On the balcony of the Grand Hotel by Lake Magiore

What’s your favourite part of your body? My legs in stockings

Have you ever been caught having sex? Once, in my late teens. At a party, by the parents of the host.

Have you ever watched someone having sex? No

Have you ever made a sex tape? No

Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience I’ve been having sex for 55 years now so I must have had but I can’t bring anything to mind.