Sweet 16 for Lovehoney!

Bit of a rugby classic twist on the swing low sweet chariot. I hope you enjoy it and happy birthday,


Swing low, sweet ra-ab-bit,
Come and make me cummmm so hard,

Swing low sweet ra-ab-bit,
Coming forth to make me scream so loud,

I went across to see what’s on the forum,
what did I see but some latex clothes and enjoyment,
I couldn’t take rest my eyes until I tried on all of them,
Because I wanted to review the entire emporium,

Swing low sweet Ra-ab-bit,
Come and tickle my clitttt,

Swing low sweet Ra-ab-bit,
Come and make my leg tremble more than just a bit,

After sending some secret squirrel reviews in,
We’ve upped our game and enjoyed putting lots of plugs in,
We couldn’t stop at just the one review,
Now we’ve not got time to watch any pay per view,

Swing low Sweet Ra-ab-bit,
Come and make me bite my lip,

Swing low sweet Ra-ab-bit,
Make me squirt so I can’t feel my replacement hip,

Someone said happy birthday to me,
I said I hope they send a vibrating thong for me,
If I don’t get any winningingful joy,
I guess I’ll have to buy another toy,

Swing low, sweet ra-ab-bit,
I am going to use you when I go out,

Swing low sweet ra-ab-bit,
I hope I cum again before the batteries run out,

Well there we are. It made sense in my head. I hope it’s does in yours also and it’s enjoyable, even if it is out of tune.

Happy birthday LH love TandG

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen

.....AAAhhh....Oh yea honey!!!

Happy birthday Lovehoney

Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

Happy birthday sweet sixteen

Tonight's the night I've waited for

I’ve bought most of your sex toys

Your range is the biggest

I've ever seen

Happy birthday sweet sixteen

What joy you’ve put on my face

My little tomboy now wears satin and lace

I lost count of the O’s you’ve given me

Happy birthday sweet sixteen

OMG loving reading these! So funny.

Mine's set to the tune of "I wanna dance with somebody," since it's my party vibe song of the moment! Happy Birthday Lovehoney, hope you all enjoy!

Almost six, on Lovehoney’s website

And we’re typing in “role play”

Just in time to place an order

For delivery next day

We’ve bought so much up ‘til now

Gotta get that toy drawer closed somehow!

And when the night falls, my libido calls…

Let’s use these nipple clamps from Lovehoney!

Wear these vibrating pants from Lovehoney!

Yeah, bringing that romance with Lovehoney

To somebody who loves me!

Next, let’s try a sex swing from Lovehoney!

Yeah, we’ll buy a cock ring from Lovehoney!

I want to test everything from Lovehoney,

With somebody who loves me!

I've opted for Take That's 'Never Forget' as I think everyone can agree it's a banging tune. ![](upload://ez5kOkpKXRZOxjavAURYmQxVTau.gif) Obviously you should all immediately pop it on and sing along.

They came so hard
After going all night
And they looked each other straight in the eye
But we're still so young
And we hope for more…

We've come a long way
And helped many scores in-between (Tudutu)
We've had success (Tudutu),

We've made good times (Tudutu)
But remember this

We have helped sex lives for so long
Feel we've sold a thousand smiles
Often strolled hand in hand with love
Not everyone’s been there

With danger on your mind you would click on our links with hope
And you knew you could buy it
Once you knew the choices you looked at our products and saw
Your cock in a fleshlight

Just then you realized what a tool it could be

And it could be yours with next day delivery
Finding paradise won't be easy, but still

There's lots of other baskets just waiting to be filled

But - Never forget where you got it from
Never forget Love-hon-ey
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream
This will be someone else's dream

Safe from the arms of disappointment for so long
Feel each day we've come so far
Yet each day seems to give much more
Sure is good to work here

You understand the meaning of "I can't explain this feeling" now
And it feels so unreal
At night you see the wand that reminds you how fond that you are

And that satisfies me! (Oh)

But - Never forget where you got it from
Never forget Love-hon-ey
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream
This will be someone else's dream

They came so hard
After going all night
And they looked each other straight in the eye
And we're still so young
And we hope for more…

But remember this

Everything’s rinse-able, everything’s rinse-able, so
We're happy people! We're happy people!
Hey, everything’s rinse-able, everything’s rinse-able
So again I tell you

Never forget where you got it from
Never forget Love-hon-ey
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream
This will be someone else's dream

Never forget where you got it from
Never forget Love-hon-ey
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream
This will be someone else's dream

Never, everybody sing, oh baby
Never, no never, never forget Lovehoney
Someday, louder, louder, louder, louder loud

Oh, (Woah)


Never, everybody wear that thong
Never, yeah louder, louder, louder now
Someday, come on, come on, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody (Woah)

Never forget where you got it from
Never forget Love-hon-ey
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream
This will be someone else's dream

They came so hard
After going all night
And they looked each other straight in the eye
But we're still so young
And we hope for more…

I've just noticed that in posting it some of the verses have got extra spaces in. Hopefully you can look past this formatting faux pas and enjoy it anyway. You all seem like lovely people so I know you'll cut me some slack. ![](upload://ez5kOkpKXRZOxjavAURYmQxVTau.gif)

Happy birthday to you ,
Lovehoney and crew
Your all Amazing
& this wouldn't happen without you

Happy birthday to you,
I'd be lost without you.
Without lovehoney forum,
I wouldn't have a clue!

Happy birthday to you,
Without you id be a nun too,
I would have no sex life,
And that will be pretty poo!

And the winner is.... 

jodielawsonx wrote:

This is mine , the song is Mousse T , Horny .. but Love honey Style , this is all I have got LOL!! takes me back to my teens,

Good luck everyone , some fab ones posted. Love the raining men one , gave me a good giggle!!

You got me horny in the morning and you know,

I tried to call you for phone sex but you didn't answer the telephone ,

I got excited so I decided to use my love honey basic,

and order a magic wand,

The post it didn't take so long, so I've got to sing this song

To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby (20% of woohoo)

And I can't wait for you, and the things LOVEHONEY make me do

My heart and clits tingiling so I'm singing this song for you ,

Love honey ,

honey , honey , honey

Love honey,

I'm horny, horny, horny

Love honey,

horny , horny , horny

love honey,

I'm horny, horny, horny all night.

I searched your website for my perfect sex toy ,

I got so horny I ordered a big vibrator , it will come in 24 hours ,

Someones at my door who could it be , I am a little flustered,

Its a BIG BROWN PACKAGE! (RIPS OPEN IN MY MIND)

I will keep turning ME on ,

This feeling's much too strong

My heart is ringing and my clit is tingiling I'm singing this song for you

Love honey ,

honey , honey , honey

Love honey,

I'm horny, horny, horny

Love honey,

horny , horny , horny

love honey,

I'm horny, horny, horny all night.

The post it didn't take so long, so I gotta sing this song

To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby (20% off again!!)

And I can't wait for you(ordered again dammit) and the things you make me too

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Happy Birthday!

Birthday , birthday , birthday ,

Happy birthday ,

Birthday , birthday , birthday

Love Honey

honey , honey , honey

love honey happy 16th today!

Congratulations, your bundle is on its way! 

Runners-up receiving points are: 

LR2017

K&c30's

Thank you all for taking part - absolutely outstanding entries! 

Congratulations JodieLawson it was a fantastic entry a well derserved win, and congratulations to LR2017.

I am shocked to have been chosen as a runner up, thanks so much for the £4 in points. They will go towards something to make the wife smile soon.

Congratulations everybody.

Proper gutted. I thought for sure I was at least in the running for some points.😞

Well done. They were brilliant. So I know where to come for a birthday song now lol xx

Congrats :) There were some really good ones :P x

Thanks!!

And happy birthday again Lh!!

And congrats to the well deserved winner!