Hey there’s a plus side: if you do manage to hoist a 100 kiloton from somewhere you are going to be a very popular man, then you are going to be very, very well looked after! 
Maybe keep in in a vaulted safe from now on too, just to be sure 
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Not so much, but I was involved with a member of the RN and they do look after ours. I learned a thing or two from him.
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My first question is where do you use the bullet vibe ? I do believe many of them are used on cock / balls / anal opening . So people normally clean them after play time .
As a side note a public service announcement , I suggest everyone keep their toilet seat closed at all times when not in use . Then NOTHING can fall into them . When I was an emergency medical technician I went on a call where a fellow slipped in his tub and fell out and compound broke his arm on the rim of his toilet bowl . At that point I went to a mind set of always keeping it closed . He may have broken his arm anyway , but that point impact is a brutal way to break a limb .
I clean my toys after every use , especially after anal play .
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So far it don’t look like the silicone has been damaged so maybe it is ok to use again! 
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Yeah think I’ll take it out of quarantine next week to use again as should be enough breathing space lol
Ooh yay!!! This has really put my mind as rest now 
thank you for sharing this
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Only if their privates have been cleaned first haha
I could do with a little glow to my pasty skin!
Aha! It’ll get me the keys to the cookie jar if I had one 
I’ll go see if the supermarket stocks them!
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Very well said service announcement 
I never forget that A&E show on tv when the man got taken in cause he apparently fell off the toilet drunk and landed right on a toilet brush up his bum and had to lay there for ages in hospital waiting with giggling nurses before they could pull it out!!!
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Well it’s been a pleasure interacting with you on the forum!
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Alas my supermarket apparently sold out on their last one yesterday 
will have to put up with me on here for a bit longer
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I worked in a hospital many years ago and, trust me, you’ve done a stellar job cleaning it compared to some of the cleaners in our department. And I certainly wouldn’t have wanted an exam performed by a few of the doctors. Miraculously, we didn’t kill anyone!
Seriously, a good scrub like you’ve done will have done the job.
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I can only imagine! Thank you you’ve really helped to put my mind at rest more so now 
Plus why did I just get the vision of some doctor doing a smear test after having eaten cheesy puffs