what with your spelling !!!
naked connect 4 instead?
prefer strip connect 4
shit, somethings burning in
the woods, I wonder
If its goldylocks and
that bloody porridge again
Id prefer a sausage
a thick meaty one?
No, a cumberland ring
to help my piles
<this is the funniest thread I have read - we should collate and post in erotic stories - carry on>>
of greasy chips go
through the keyhole. What
the helll, ooooooh I
appear to have accidently
dropped a very large
Cabbage on Richard Gere
oh his poor uniform
was ruined "why did
he forget the daz??