those stains will make
not to mention the
difficulty explaining to my
next door neighbour about
why I ate his
Bicycle pump. Why did
you want to do
crochet during a performance
of bedroom style olympics
because all i wanted
was to keep warm
whilst wearing your stringvest
So my nipples would. . .
poke out of it
like my fishnet bodystocking
And my straw hat!!
As it was, your
Turn to cook dinner
i decided to go
shopping instead for a